Definitions by GooseGrim

Bourbonated

Being under the influence of bourbon.

I would have gone to work today, but I was bourbonated by noon.

Merch

A reverse teabag in which the teabag-ee jumps into the teabag and slaps the taint

While on my date, I tried to teabag her and she gave me a crotch thunderbird.

Merch