Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.
I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.
by LynnyO September 25, 2020
Get the Mini Coopermug. Cooper Klumpp is a nice, caring, loving Male that loves to do anything with music and theater. He is a straight guy with gay tendencies. He can do anything he sets hos mind to and he can do almost everything, except for sports, I mean he plays them but he is not the best at them.He is a good looking guy... but he knows this so he is always hopping around from one girl to the next and he cant get a stable girlfriend cuz why would you take the time to fall in-love with a girl when you can "talk" to 20 girls in that amount of time, right? because that makes scents!
by A girl that loves you but hate February 15, 2019
Get the cooper klumppmug. by Brioshe20! January 7, 2023
Get the Briony coopermug. by 76545678987656 March 6, 2020
Get the Coopermug. 
Get the Coopermug. A hyperactive person with the mind of a 6 year old. Not good at spelling and gets VERY VERY angry at pretty much nothing.
by unoriginalmemist June 6, 2018
Get the Coopermug.