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Stonehill College

Stonehill High is located in Easton MA, where you are unable to find one off campus house or party or bar, where cops have not already infiltrated the premises the second before you arrived. The male species on this campus would rather marinate in a sausage fest on the weekend than invite girls over. If they do in fact invite the girls over, you may find yourself naked in his bed the following morning. DON'T BE ALARMED, every single person on this campus and their mother already knows. Now this may seem bad for the girl but the boy is now off limits to the rest of the female population because every girl is somehow connected to the next. Aside from hooking up, stonehill students get as drunk as possible to forget that they are in a 12x12 room with 100 freshman grinding and sweating off the layers of make up that they put on 4 hours ago when they got ready to wait around and "find out whats going on." The academics here at stonehill are based on cheating and resubmitting your friends papers who have already taken the class. If you are failing a class, go cry to your professor and they will come up with 10 new extra credit options and you will wind up with an A. Don't forget, you can't skip classes because attendance is 50% of your grade and there are only 15 other kids in your class, you will receive an email from your professor asking if you're okay. If this doesn't tickle your pickle, Stonehill High also holds 3 dances in the gymnasium along side a pep rally.
"Should I apply to stonehill college?"
"If you didn't attend a public high school, yes"
by BeatBoxluver3000 November 5, 2018
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Art Center College of Design

The best design school in Southern California, along with Cal Arts. Better than Otis. Don't mention FIDM. Also as known just as the Art Center. It has one of the best transportation design programs in the world.
I go to Art Center College of Design
by ilikeapplesyeah January 26, 2012
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St. Michael's College School

St. Michael's College School is a private, all-boys Roman Catholic day school in Toronto, Canada. The original campus was located on Bay street just north of Bloor in the Clover Hill Building which still stands today as St. Basil's Church- constructed in 1852 (the year St. Michael's was founded). Due to the rapidly expanding student body the school was relocated to its current location, leaving the Bay and Bloor campus as a federated college in the University of Toronto, known as the University of St. Michael's College. Today, the school's campus is at Bathurst Street and St. Clair Avenue at the edge of Toronto's Forest Hill neighbourhood. The school has a well known rivalry with Upper Canada College, another private all boys high school located in the same Forest Hill neighbourhood.

The school has a very rich history of successful alumni including Jim Flaherty (finance minister of Canada), Robert Deluce (founder of Porter Airlines) and Sergio Marchionne (CEO of Fiat and Chrysler) to name just a few. The school is perhaps best known as a producer of hockey players and football players and over 180 St. Michael's alumni have played in the National Hockey League (Including Tim Horton!). More than anything, St. Michael's produces a sense of pride among its students and alumni that no other private school can even dream of achieving.
Want to be successful? Go to St. Michael's College School.
by VCover December 23, 2011
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community college legend

A person who is too lazy to get into a full fledged university, and settles for community college instead. He or she defends the decision by saying such things as "I needed time to decide my major" or "I was going to apply to UConn but my application was lost." Usually this scary underachiever goes on to drop out or flunk out of the most basic intro courses and ends up spending at least 4 years dicking around and running up student loans without ever accomplishing anything or graduating.
John R is a community college legend who will forever be employed at Pizza Hut.
by KImCobain February 20, 2015
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Liberal College

A place for stuck up douchebags who like to think they're accepting. Similar to a regular college, just with less chicks and booze.
"Maybe it's just a liberal college, but this new generation lacks in social skills."
by RustyNailTermz November 19, 2020
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Salem State College

A College where there's nothing to do on the weekends, condoms in the vending machines, and playing strip billiards at 2am. Hot Girls? yeah only a few but are hard to get into bed (need a lot more than booze). "Meh" girls? plenty... but only use if you need a vagina desperately... you've been warned.
Salem State College... home of desperate "meh" girls, condoms in the vending machines, and playing strip billiards at 2am... come on down!
by 2 dollar Hooker May 11, 2014
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Colleged

Being overtly drunk, high, a combination of the two, or exhibiting overt displays of a college student
Dude, i was so colleged last night
That kid is colleged
I'm colleged in my sweatpants and popped collar.
by Richie Smith October 3, 2006
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