night business

The act of doing #2 late at night with a drink while watching movies on a laptop, after your girlfriend (or boyfriend) has gone to bed.

Girl: "OK, I'm going to bed - are you coming?"
Guy: "Soon - I just have to do some night business."

by RememberTheTitans August 29, 2012

Wet Business

Well lubricated sex with a stranger.

1. Did you see how that Taco Bell cashier looked at me? She wanted to give me the Wet Business!

2. Why does it smell like Baducey in the back of your car? Did you give someone the Wet Business here?

by Strange80nv September 5, 2012

close business

To have sex with a female

"Yo Nick did you close business with that chick last week?"
"Na bro, she was on the rag"

by Cletus93 April 21, 2017

small business tyrant

Anyone who owns a small business and profits from the stolen surplus value generated by their workers. Often self-identify as "job creators" but they're actually parasites.

Yeah, Rob Conroy owns a bunch of slum restaurants, he's a small business tyrant.

by JeffersonWheelchair July 4, 2023

Busted in the Business

The act of getting punched, slapped, ejaculated, or clobbered in the face.

Broken nose, bloody lip, and missing teeth are all tell-tale signs of being busted in the business.

by iCUMonU January 2, 2010

Gave him the business

"Give him the business", or "giving him the business," or "gave him the business," is a euphemism for hitting and punching a person. It doesn't allude to specifically aiming for the scrotum.

After John caught a thief in his apartment, he gave him the business and then called the police.

by ColloquialUSA November 2, 2015

Like nobodies business

1. To excel at
2. To have a gift

My brother can work on a transmission like nobodies business

by Breaking dancing on cardboard December 8, 2020