After a night on the tiles that ended with eating dodgy oriental food one wakes up in the morning having shit the bed with undigested bean sprouts, shitaki mushrooms etc caked on the bed spread.
Engrish Breakfast "oh dear some one spilled chinese take away on my bed spread" pause "oh fuck evasive action"
by mabawsa March 13, 2009
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Man 1:Craig and Danny are back together, and I bet they will be having their usual French Breakfast tomorrow morning.
Man 2: Eww!
Man 2: Eww!
by b00mb00m May 29, 2008
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When a a tag along girl thats sexually obsessed with you sleeps over your house for the hundredth time in a row and you can't get rid of her so you the next morning you take a morning piss and the left over cum from your condom and mix in into the pan cake batter to serve to her.
Steven: Hey man, I heard Jess has been cock riding you all month.
Jimbo: Yeah, no worries, I gave her a Hungarian Breakfast yesterday.
Steven: WHAT?! Five points!
Jimbo: Yeah, no worries, I gave her a Hungarian Breakfast yesterday.
Steven: WHAT?! Five points!
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You: Hey teacher did you eat breakfast today?
Teacher: Why yes I did and it was quite delectable!
You: Lul
Teacher: Why yes I did and it was quite delectable!
You: Lul
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Get the Miami Breakfast mug.An unhealthy or unsanitary meal eaten after a big night out. Typically includes carcinogenic foods available from your local servo and supplemented with uppers or downers. Eaten purely for convenience as opposed to nutritional value, hence the prefix Truck Driver's.
Foods eaten for breakfast that can conveniently be held in one-hand while the other is used for driving: chiko rolls, suasage rolls, pies, hotdogs, pluto pups, spring rolls, dim sims etc. Deep fried, pastry-covered or battered is imperative.
Foods eaten for breakfast that can conveniently be held in one-hand while the other is used for driving: chiko rolls, suasage rolls, pies, hotdogs, pluto pups, spring rolls, dim sims etc. Deep fried, pastry-covered or battered is imperative.
eg: After a trashy night out Joey treated herself to a Truck Driver's Breakfast: a joint, a pie and a blue powerade.
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