Beach Pigeon

Another term for a seagull used by many people

A beach pigeon shat on my head yesterday, I was gutted!

by Maxxxy93 June 10, 2018

beachpipe

One of those plastic tubes you spin around your head that you buy from the seaside which make a noise like wowowowowow / Someone who goes on and on and on and on about the same thing...day in...day out

HER: bikes...bikes...bikes
COWORKERS: wowowowow -beachpipe

by Lolly Lukas June 14, 2018

beanhand

Noun - When a goalkeeper is unable to save an easy shot

Da Gea is an absolute beanhand

by Twenisurfer25 April 8, 2019

Beach belly

A play on ‘beach body’ - referring to someone on the beach while in a swimming costume who instead of being toned has a belly.

‘You’re rocking that beach belly man! I see you decided to give the beach body a miss this summer!’

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 May 23, 2019

Beach burrito

When two people frolic on the beach, and wind up wrapped up in a beach blanket, affording an opportunity for stealthy intimate contact.

She grabbed the edge of the beach towel, rolled over me and trapped me in an awesome beach burrito.

by Ohcanada1966 August 25, 2019

beanhammer

Kinda like the ban hammer but its beans

i will commit beanhammer on u

by retardedpotago October 28, 2019

Beached-Whale

A really massive person which the wear a white tank top and short jeans and red flip flops and they have their bellies hanging out of there tank tops. The BEACHED-WHALES usually have big belly and a large gut and an obseaningly large buttocks.

You look like a BEACHED-WHALE.

by NighthawkZ Boi February 6, 2020