Occurs at the end of a night of heavy drinking after you've emptied your stomach in the toilet and rested your head on the toilet seat. It happens as you doze off and accidentally fall forward, touching your head to the toilet water and startling yourself awake. Often combined with confessions of drinking too much and outrageous promises of never drinking again.
Man, I fell asleep on the toilet and self-waterboarded sometime in the middle of the night. My nose was blue from the toilet cleaner when I got up.
by Andrew5544 April 1, 2008
Get the self-waterboardmug. by The V ONE 2nd To None November 8, 2016
Get the Self Servemug. I like to recharge in my room after a long day out, soaking up my favorite tunes and doing some self chill.
by JonnyAppleSemenation January 23, 2018
Get the self chillmug. Charles please don't take this personally, but you sir are a self pollinator and it would please me if you would urinate off.
by Cycofy April 1, 2017
Get the self pollinatormug. I woke up this morning with the most perfect morning wood and had to take a self-d of it for the achieves.
by moss1972 June 13, 2015
Get the Self-dmug. Guy 1: "Have you seen Timmy, he looks more wound up than usual."
Guy 2: "Dude, haven't you heard, he's practicing self- abstinence."
Guy 2: "Dude, haven't you heard, he's practicing self- abstinence."
by thatsdoctormrawesometoyou September 15, 2014
Get the Self- Abstinencemug. by llai November 2, 2019
Get the self boothmug.