self-waterboard

Occurs at the end of a night of heavy drinking after you've emptied your stomach in the toilet and rested your head on the toilet seat. It happens as you doze off and accidentally fall forward, touching your head to the toilet water and startling yourself awake. Often combined with confessions of drinking too much and outrageous promises of never drinking again.

Man, I fell asleep on the toilet and self-waterboarded sometime in the middle of the night. My nose was blue from the toilet cleaner when I got up.

by Andrew5544 April 1, 2008

Self Serve

Self Serve Sexual Pleasure When Wife/Husband Is Away

Well, The Other Half Is Away, Time For A Self Serve Episode

by The V ONE 2nd To None November 8, 2016

self chill

Being chill and at peace with yourself and who you are.

I like to recharge in my room after a long day out, soaking up my favorite tunes and doing some self chill.

by JonnyAppleSemenation January 23, 2018

self pollinator

A pollite way of suggesting a person is a wanker, tosser or masturbator.

Charles please don't take this personally, but you sir are a self pollinator and it would please me if you would urinate off.

by Cycofy April 1, 2017

Self-d

When you take a selfie of your cock.

I woke up this morning with the most perfect morning wood and had to take a self-d of it for the achieves.

by moss1972 June 13, 2015

Self- Abstinence

Forcing yourself not to masturbate for religious or personal reasons

Guy 1: "Have you seen Timmy, he looks more wound up than usual."
Guy 2: "Dude, haven't you heard, he's practicing self- abstinence."

by thatsdoctormrawesometoyou September 15, 2014

self booth

(noun) when you don't have a booth and use yourself as the booth.

We didn't have a booth at the conference, so we made ourselves the booth. We had a self booth.

by llai November 2, 2019