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Technosuicide

Technosuicide is the act of intentionally causing the death of one's own online personality or account.

This act, more often than not, is the realization that mankind is in fact regressing and not advancing as many experts would believe via the invention of rapid telecommunications.

It also maybe due to how much one's own personal computer fails among other technology-related inconveniences.
I have seen the advances that man has made through internet, and I have seen the failures of it. In light of these failures that are far greater than its advances, I see no hope for the future of mankind in telecommunications. Therefore, I write my last Facebook status update before I commit technosuicide.
by [J.M.] January 2, 2011
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technopoly

A company (like Google) that uses technology to create a monopoly in one area of commerce or society. Becomes so big that it is essentially the de facto government in that area. See also NSA and fascism.
Uber is a technopoly. Also, Google, Amazon, and Github are technopolies.
by runvnc October 6, 2015
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The University of Advancing Technology

A college filled with tech nuts, geeks, nerds, and all the like.
A place where HACKER is a good thing, and buffering is a swear word.

Dorms are filled with computers and soda.
Nerf wars erupt campus wide, some guns drawing blood in a single dart blow.

The grass in green somehow, even in the scorching Arizona heat.

Just down the road from ASU (spits on asu)

Soon the parking lot will be alive.
Cars with neon shall replace the countless racks of bikes.
Techy 1: "You seen the computers at uat?"
Techy 2: "Yea their... like... crazy!"
Techy 1: "Some of the dorms have like 15 computers each!"
Techy 2: "Yea and The University of Advancing Technology has the best there is for their classrooms with their new government funding."
by starg8man June 18, 2011
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techniculties

I'm sorry I can't get skype to work, I'm just really having some techniculties here.
by carnut11 September 11, 2009
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technicolour

Some weird song about colours or something, idk.
(Eurovision fan1) -Hey, have you heard that song Technicolour?
(Eurovision fan2)-Yea, it's a song about colours or something, idk.
by Kebabtunde March 10, 2021
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technically

A word used to preface a bad justification, normally following the person being wrong but believing they can talk their way out of it.
Technically, using a dildo from a mold of myself isn't gay. It's masturbating.
by Firk Mikus April 5, 2021
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Forester Technique

A method of tiptoeing very quickly and sneakily; Also known as “Pulling a Forester
“I tiptoed away using the forester technique”
“Becky wanted to try anal last night so I pulled a forester and got the fuck outta there
by JaredStricklandIsBeautiful February 21, 2019
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