Self Serve

Self Serve Sexual Pleasure When Wife/Husband Is Away
Well, The Other Half Is Away, Time For A Self Serve Episode
by The V ONE 2nd To None November 08, 2016
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self chill

Being chill and at peace with yourself and who you are.
I like to recharge in my room after a long day out, soaking up my favorite tunes and doing some self chill.
by JonnyAppleSemenation January 23, 2018
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self brutalation

When a person is constantly getting injured, under their own power or their own fault...aka clumsy.
Kim is always falling and hurting herself. She is a prime example of self brutalation....
by timscookie February 03, 2010
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self-licensing

self-licensing happens when people allow themselves to indulge after doing something positive first

commonly used in marketing where you buy a "healthy" product to offset the unhealthy or less moral choice -might apply to purchase carbon offsets etc. which imply it is OK to have a larger carbon footprint as long as you offset
self-licensing might include driving gas guzzlers to green protests, going for a walk for its health benefits then eating cake
by meCHS January 02, 2013
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Self- Abstinence

Forcing yourself not to masturbate for religious or personal reasons
Guy 1: "Have you seen Timmy, he looks more wound up than usual."
Guy 2: "Dude, haven't you heard, he's practicing self- abstinence."
by thatsdoctormrawesometoyou September 16, 2014
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Self-parterned

The term single people use to tell everyone that the are not looking for anyone special or are off the hook.
by Peppergum November 05, 2019
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Self - Assification

To make an ass out of yourself to get out of a horrible situation.
The quickest way to pull off a self-assification? Making an ass of yourself. Faking a massive bowel movement.

"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."

"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"
by tomgreene March 04, 2010
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