Relationshit

When you are in a crappy/shitty relationship.

Milda: Hey Hilda, how is everything with your new man?

Hilda : AWFULLLLLL i cannot wait to get out of this relationshit!!!

by Ms.What do you call yourself? March 28, 2013

Relationship delay

The long pauses that occur between replies when texting or chatting with a friend on Facebook. This delay can be explained, after investigation, by their preoccupation with talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend, who is also online.

Friend One: Hey! How are you
8 minutes later.
Friend Two: Oh, hi. Sorry, distracted. I was talking to this boy.
Friend One: Relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
Friend Two: What?

by VioletPretzels July 29, 2012

relationshit

Can be used to describe a relationship that either:
a) Started after only a couple of days
b) Has gone on for too long
c) Or is in some form abusive

A: Wow that girl really needs to take a break...
B: Yeah she's in a real relationshit

A: She only knew him for 10 days?
B: Yeah she's a retard, what a relationshit!

A: I'm pretty sure when they get drunk they get abusive...
B: That, ladies and gentleman, is what we like to call a relationshit.

by MrIvy October 27, 2012

Relationshow

A relationship where a women drags the man out into public constantly because she thinks that her man is better than yours.

Man that women is defiantly putting on a relationshow over there.

by openbeta December 17, 2012

relationshit

relationship bullshit (feelings, attachment, etc.)

Girl: We should chill sometime.
Guy: Yeah, we should. All right but no relationshit.

by theweedman313 December 18, 2012

relationshit

a relationship , that has problems . Caused by others . relationship

Carlos ; hows your relationship ?

Me ; oh you mean my relationshit ? yeah it sucks .

by Axel Collin July 20, 2012

relationship barbie

A relationship barbie is a person who thoroughly enjoys single life, but when they enter a relationship they become all-in, picture-perfect significant other.

- "He used to be such a man whore, but ever since he met Angela he's been a model boyfriend"

- "He's such a relationship barbie"

by HLS1215 September 19, 2013