Jack-Off

When A Guy Holds His Dick And Rubs His Hand Up And Down Getting Faster Until It Feels Good And He Sperms.

My Friend Doesn't Get Any Pussy So He Likes To Jack-Off.

by *JeNnA* May 4, 2004

Jumbo Jack

A Jumbo Jack is the most popular burger coming out of Jack In the Box. It is a piece of hamburger meat with some bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and onions.

"Hey, mother. I brought you a Jumbo Jack."
"They decided to be funny again and leave out the meat.."

by Shadow Flare December 10, 2005

Union Jack

Commonly used but incorrect name for the Union Flag of the United Kingdom.

It should only be called the Union Jack when being flown at sea.

When flying from a flagpole on land "Union Flag"

When flying from part of a boat at sea "Union Jack"

Yank tourist "Ooooh look, the Union Jack".

Infinitely more intelligent Brit "Pillock, it's called the Union Flag".

by Lord Leverhulme December 8, 2006

jack walker

A nickname for the libation Johnnie Walker, as in Jack is a nickname for someone named John.

Pour me another double of Jack Walker if you would my dear serving winch.

by biffula December 27, 2007

jack shack

Usually specific to soldiers, or other people who are forced to live in close proximity for long periods of time without either sexual activity or privacy, a jack shack is a small shack made out of blankets, ponchos or poncho liners that is erected so that the builder can masturbate in relative peace. It is often explained away as a means to block light, or provide privacy to change, despite being erected almost exclusively around one's sleeping quarters.
syn: whackatorium

He had only been in Iraq for a week, but he had already built an intricate and comfortable jack shack.

by Barchack April 13, 2008

jack harlow

underrated.

my football skills are jack harlow !

by andre Nickatina February 11, 2021

hit the jack

when someone is refering to their phone/cell phone as the jack otherwise "Call the phone/cell"

yo, am out hit the jack if u need me.

by K00L AiD December 12, 2008