Valentina

An international girl from Italy who lacks common sense. She does not know how to speak English well and is at a failing grade in math. She is very stupid especially when she's drunk and cannot drive to save her pasta. Very problematic especially when it comes to situations when you cant be problematic. Her favorite phrase is "Are you stupid?"

If you are going to this party, don't be a Valentina.

by T350 January 13, 2022

Valen

A Valen has a huge ego. Very bold around friends but they secretly have social anxiety. Usually has brown hair and is medium height. They usually are a fag. They can put you in a trance like no other and then leave you when the moment is right. Has a thing for blondes and submissive people

“oh god its that cocky valen person again.”
“shut up bitch they are hot af”

by anonymous January 15, 2022

Valentines Day curse

The valentines day curse is when a girl or your partner brutally rejects you for valentines or breaks up with you consecutively before valentines day or she just doesnt live near you.

Damn bro she dumped your ass before valentines day you got struck by the Valentines day curse. OR
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.

by ValentinesCURSE January 27, 2022

Valentines Day

A day were straight people give eachother overpriced boxes of chocolates

Person 1: It’s valentines day and I’m single-
Person 2: Are you straight?

Person 1: No
Person 2: No need to worry

by Swag_fr0ggie January 30, 2022

Valentine’s Day

the worst and most awkward day for those in the talking stage

“I want to celebrate Valentine’s day with my boyfriend who’s not my boyfriend but also is my boyfriend.”

by un k n o w n January 30, 2022

Valentin

Synonym for "Beschränkt"

This is a Valentin guy

by kdajvlkfnbaoebfg February 1, 2022

valentino

the best boyfriend ever <3

"hey isnt that Valentino?" "yeah, he's the best boyfriend i've ever had <3"

by leohq December 18, 2021