Tumblrized

When someone or something becomes so muddled in aspects of identity politics, that there is no sense of individuality or happiness. (Some real-life problems associated, or synonymous, with this word are being a "real feminist" and look out for your true Scotsman fallacy there, daddy issues, mysandry, putting women on a pedestal, believing men are evil, especially if they are white, straight and cis-heteronormative, and believe that there are more than two genders.)

(Scenario 1)

Average White Guy: Wow, hey bud I need to talk with somebody, could you give me an ear.
Average Friendo: Sure mang, whatchu need?
Average White Guy: My girlfriend has become so immersed into these mysandrist beliefs that she doesn't want to date me anymore bro. She thinks I'm evil because I'm white.
Average Friendo: But why is that?
Average White Guy: I don't know, she's been using this blog recently.
Average Friendo: Oh, I'm sorry bro, I think your girl has been tumblrized.

(Scenario 2)

Stephen (pronounced STEH-FAHN): Hey, welcome to my blog!!!! I'm so glad you came by to read my about my shitposting ho ass, I'm a 23 year old female to male transitioning asexual who enjoys drinking them cis-het white male tears!!! Topics on this blog are: smashing the Patriarchy, Feminism, Femdom/BDSM, and self-deprecating humor/cis-het male bashing. My preferred personal pronouns are Xe, Xem, and Xyrs, and don't worry and just pray to your fem gods Brianna Wu and Anita Sarkesian!!!
Normal Person: This person has become so tumblrized that it actually thinks that it is the most special of snowflakes; this person lacks overall self-awareness.

by whoevenwhatstoliveanynore June 24, 2016

Tumblrized

When someone or something becomes so muddled in aspects of identity politics, that there is no sense of individuality or happiness. (Some real-life problems associated, or synonymous, with this word are being a "real feminist" and look out for your true Scotsman fallacy there, daddy issues, mysandry, putting women on a pedestal, believing men are evil, especially if they are white, straight and cis-heteronormative, and believe that there are more than two genders.)

(Scenario 1)

Average White Guy: Wow, hey bud I need to talk with somebody, could you give me an ear.
Average Friendo: Sure mang, whatchu need?
Average White Guy: My girlfriend has become so immersed into these mysandrist beliefs that she doesn't want to date me anymore bro. She thinks I'm evil because I'm white.
Average Friendo: But why is that?
Average White Guy: I don't know, she's been using this blog recently.
Average Friendo: Oh, I'm sorry bro, I think your girl has been tumblrized.

(Scenario 2)

Stephen (pronounced STEH-FAHN): Hey, welcome to my blog!!!! I'm so glad you came by to read my about my shitposting ho ass, I'm a 23 year old female to male transitioning asexual who enjoys drinking them cis-het white male tears!!! Topics on this blog are: smashing the Patriarchy, Feminism, Femdom/BDSM, and self-deprecating humor/cis-het male bashing. My preferred personal pronouns are Xe, Xem, and Xyrs, and don't worry and just pray to your fem gods Brianna Wu and Anita Sarkesian!!!
Normal Person: This person has become so tumblrized that it actually thinks that it is the most special of snowflakes; this person lacks overall self-awareness.

by whoevenwhatstoliveanynore June 24, 2016

Tumblrized

When someone or something becomes so muddled in aspects of identity politics, that there is no sense of individuality or happiness. (Some real-life problems associated, or synonymous, with this word are being a "real feminist" and look out for your true Scotsman fallacy there, daddy issues, mysandry, putting women on a pedestal, believing men are evil, especially if they are white, straight and cis-heteronormative, and believe that there are more than two genders.)

(Scenario 1)

Average White Guy: Wow, hey bud I need to talk with somebody, could you give me an ear.
Average Friendo: Sure mang, whatchu need?
Average White Guy: My girlfriend has become so immersed into these mysandrist beliefs that she doesn't want to date me anymore bro. She thinks I'm evil because I'm white.
Average Friendo: But why is that?
Average White Guy: I don't know, she's been using this blog recently.
Average Friendo: Oh, I'm sorry bro, I think your girl has been tumblrized.

(Scenario 2)

Stephen (pronounced STEH-FAHN): Hey, welcome to my blog!!!! I'm so glad you came by to read my about my shitposting ho ass, I'm a 23 year old female to male transitioning asexual who enjoys drinking them cis-het white male tears!!! Topics on this blog are: smashing the Patriarchy, Feminism, Femdom/BDSM, and self-deprecating humor/cis-het male bashing. My preferred personal pronouns are Xe, Xem, and Xyrs, and don't worry and just pray to your fem gods Brianna Wu and Anita Sarkesian!!!
Normal Person: This person has become so tumblrized that it actually thinks that it is the most special of snowflakes; this person lacks overall self-awareness.

by whoevenwhatstoliveanynore June 24, 2016

Tumble Dry

When it rains while you're out on a romantic date. You're both wet.

She invites you to her place, where you both have sex with your clothes on. The friction caused by you two tumbling around generates enough heat to dry your clothes.

During that storm last Saturday, Jenny invited me in to give me a tumble dry.

by NlightN1 March 15, 2013

Tumblrin'

New slang word for being drunk or poppin an X-pill

Hey guys, I'm tumblrin' right now!

by m.i.a.xxo March 26, 2011

tumblrweed

1) (verb) To surf or post on Tumblr while under the influence of marijuana.

2) (noun) One who tumblrweeds.

John is such a tumblrweed, I can practically smell his herb through my screen.

Uh oh, I was tumblrweeding late last night, I'd better make sure I didn't post anything top crazy.

by 3chordme April 10, 2015

Tumblring

Pretending that one's eccentricities and moral shortcomings aren't personal and that every unacceptance of them is bigotry.

Julias Tumblring again, since shes come off her meds shes told three people they are mindshaming.

by penishands115 April 18, 2016