Kit Kat shuffle

girl wank two fingers of fun

Off for a kit Kat shuffle after seeing Jensen Eccles

by Misty wan July 23, 2017

2 AM shuffle

The act of hooking up with a less attractive college girl after midnight because of a lack of other options. It is transactional in nature; there is no sleeping over and it is a one-time occurrence.

"Phil, what'd you do last night"?

"Eh, just a bit of the 2 am shuffle"

by etymologycrusader September 24, 2019

Uzbek Snuffer

A sexual act in which the woman lies on her back while the man squats down dropping his balls in her mouth while clenching his asshole over her nose. During her convulsive sexual asphyxia, he can choose to either a) jizz on her tits or b) frig her to climax or c) both. Also known as the Turkish Melvin

I almost suffocated my girlfriend during an Uzbek Snuffer but damn did we both get off good.

by Dusan Rorikov October 3, 2006

Shuff

To defaecate (SHIT) in a paint cup or other container and snort the gases produced, resulting in a trailer trash high.

Person 1: Hey wanna get high?

Hick: Yeah, lets go shuff in the back of my dads RV

Person 1: Get the fuck out of hear you trailer trash hick! Thats fucking gross.

Person 2: What the fuck is shuffing?

Person 1: Urban Dictionary bro....

by Teh Real G May 31, 2010

Dunford Shuffle

When a male employee orally pleases his male boss.

Jeff is giving Bruce the Dunford Shuffle.

by hangmancw October 20, 2008

shuffleing the deck

a slang word meaning masturbation

to shuffle the deck: to masturbate

Guy 1:man Lindsey Lohan is so hot
Guy 2: tell me about it,i was shuffleing the deck to her all last night

by ianmcphee January 19, 2006

Shuffing

Shuffing

is when you rub your penis along the carpet and get rug burn

Dude I got shuffing on my penis

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon January 26, 2020