self spankery

Self spankery is the act of a lonely fuck boy that lacks a following of "hoes" and has to spank himself in light of not getting booty

Guy1: Have you heard Chris is experimenting with self spankery?

Guy2: I'm not surprised, we should have seen this coming.

by FlaccidPeelz March 4, 2016

self-space

Self-similarity of space from which appearance emerges.

Space is co-imperatively self-similar. Thus appearance is self-space.

As an idea, space-appearance - - > space-similarity - - > self-spatiality.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 2, 2019

self chill

Being chill and at peace with yourself and who you are.

I like to recharge in my room after a long day out, soaking up my favorite tunes and doing some self chill.

by JonnyAppleSemenation January 23, 2018

self pollinator

A pollite way of suggesting a person is a wanker, tosser or masturbator.

Charles please don't take this personally, but you sir are a self pollinator and it would please me if you would urinate off.

by Cycofy April 1, 2017

Self- Abstinence

Forcing yourself not to masturbate for religious or personal reasons

Guy 1: "Have you seen Timmy, he looks more wound up than usual."
Guy 2: "Dude, haven't you heard, he's practicing self- abstinence."

by thatsdoctormrawesometoyou September 15, 2014

Self - pectations

The realistic and unrealistic expectations we create that effect us either positively or negatively in our lives

Her self - pectations contributed to her flat mood after she realised her colleagues did not prioritise work activities like she does.

by The Trumpescite May 8, 2018

Self-Mutilate

When someone (usually depressed or suffers from mental and/or physical illness) often cuts, wrists and thighs are most popular but it can go to rip ankles etc.

Girl1: hey Girl2 whats up!
Girl2:*quickly adjusts sleeves* Hey, im good
Girl1: what's wrong with your sleeves let me see if I can help *grabs her sleeve*
Girl1:*sees fresh wounds and previous scars* Are these from you self-mutilate ing?
Girl2: U-Ugh no
Girl1: you mean yes right?
Girl2:Yea..

by JulieMoore November 25, 2018