IT'S ALL RELATIVE

The award-winning, buzzword, catchphrase, or slogan, of life, and selection of sexual partners, in a small hick town with an abundance of trailer parks. Ya know, those small hamlets that, when upon entering the village, a big sign greets you and states, "Welcome to East Podunk, where the men are wife beaters and the sheep run scared."

EXAMPLE: Cobleskill, NY.

by weave September 17, 2003

relative hot

When a girl who normally by herself does not seem attracive, but since she is surrounded by even more unattractive girls, she seems hot

"Dude! I can't believe you hooked up with that shick!"

"Man, did you see those other girls!?! I got the relative hot one.

by Big_Yoder March 4, 2009

Snapchat Relationship

When two people have each other as #1 on their best friend's list, showing that they are into each other for all their 'followers' to see.

Person 1: 'Hey man, did you see Cameron is number 1 on Violet's Snapchat?'
Person 2: 'Yeah, and she is number one on his.'
Person 1: 'Yeah, everyone knows they like each other from their Snapchat relationship.'

by CupOfSpiders December 12, 2014

non-exclusive relationship

A relationship between 3 or more people, and they all agreed to it.

It's all good me and my girl are in a "Non-exclusive Relationship".

by TTGonYT March 4, 2017

Gorilla's close relative

We all know gorilla and black have genetic connection. There is an interesting thing that gorilla and black have a close relative called Maori. Maori may not look that black, and they even know how to use simple tools; like apemen. There is a scientific evidence shows that Gorilla may be Maori's ancestor.

A Maori History teacher asking students: "Who are our ancestors". Students reply in chorus, "Gorillas"

"Yes, we're gorilla's close relative"

by Did I say fuck you today? March 10, 2009

Relationshit

A really bad relationship...usually physical abuse involved.

I just got out of an 8 month relationshit.

by Allie M. May 9, 2008

Relationship

That thing where people find people that they hate less than the general population and think that being with that person(s) is at least mildly tolerable and y'know some do the sex and some don't but we're all just here to find companionship with other human meat sacks.

Girl 1: Heyyyyyy, sooooo, do you have a boyfriend? Are you in a relationship?
Girl 2: No.
Girl 1: Well I can hook you up with someone ;););)
Girl 2: No.
Girl 1: Awwwww, you're no fun! *pouts*
Girl 2: I'M GAY, KAREN

by ohfortheloveofherbgerblins March 15, 2019