pork ladder

Giving consecutive hand jobs to rows of men facing each other.

I really need to wash my face, i just climbed the pork ladder.

by laurenjizzle September 23, 2011

Hott-ladel

It's that thing when you are "spooning" with your partner and the person infront farts.

You are cuddlening with your spouse in a cold winter night and all of a sudden your crotch becomes very warm and your spouse says in a high pitch voice, "hott-ladel".

by Spoon blaster June 29, 2012

bin laden blunt

Blunt with cocaine

"Yo I'm rolling a bin laden blunt, yall in?"

by moneyfiend November 2, 2013

Banter Ladder

A ranked ladder describing whom the author would most like to fuck within a group/league and/or club

''I can't believe I'm ranked 3 in the Banter Ladder'
'Congrats mate, Luke must really like you'

by PremierBananaman May 22, 2017

to lander

To keep talking to random people while on drugs

Last night this guy was landering me at a party, he obviously took loads of MD. ( To lander, verb)

by Trippy pafkous January 19, 2018

wrinkley ladder

A chain of elderly men, connecting penis to mouth.

I walking in on my grandpa participating in a wrinkley ladder saturday night

by YeetyMcYeet May 3, 2018

Flu-lander

When you are sick with the flu but you check the look to make sure it’s still on point. Complete with a little ‘Blue Steel’ thrown in at the end. Best when observed by someone else.

Okay Flu-Lander you just puked your guts out - put the blue steel pose away and get back to bed.

by Kabbo May 9, 2018