laptop dj

1. A DJ that uses a laptop to perform and mix music with the assistance of midi controllers, CD or vinyl turntables with timecode.
2. A DJ who cannot mix without pressing sync.
3. A kid in his early teens who buys a numark mixtrack and tells all his friends he's a "super cool dj" when he cannot mix at all.

S3rl - Press Play Walk Away:

Press play, walk away
I'm your laptop DJ
I don't know how to mix
So I just click on sync

by theo880 November 11, 2013

LAPD

Acronym meaning Licks Ass, Pussy, and Dick

Guy #1: Susanne likes both men and women.

Guy #2 Oh, so she's LAPD?

by Praveezy February 14, 2010

lapin

Literal meaning: "Rabbit" in french. This is a sweet and affectionate name given to your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse when you want to have intercourse like a "jack rabbit."

Gregory, you are my lapin.....menage a trois?

by Jenster from Vacaville October 26, 2010

lapdog

a small pet, usually adorable

Did you see my teacup poodle, Schnookyums? Cutest lapdog EVER!

by N. Chomsky September 22, 2008

lappa

Really bad or frustrating; a horrible event.

I just lost my entire fortune playing poker.
Uh, that's really lappa.

by littletarsier July 4, 2006

Nut lapper

One who laps at nuts, resembling a dog lapping up water.

Yo, that Johnny fellow is quite the nut lapper.

by Mulciber January 10, 2004

Lapiz

is an very famous dominican rapper that is from los minas dominican republic. and sings rap and hip hop since the way they call their music is HIP HOP DOMINICANO by the way he says a word that every body know's TU LO ABE.

3ni blaze: loco el hip hop dominicano ta alante alante

lapiz conciente: tu lo abe manito el genero ta subiendo

by alex diaz November 8, 2007