Self spankery is the act of a lonely fuck boy that lacks a following of "hoes" and has to spank himself in light of not getting booty
Guy1: Have you heard Chris is experimenting with self spankery?
Guy2: I'm not surprised, we should have seen this coming.
Guy2: I'm not surprised, we should have seen this coming.
by FlaccidPeelz November 30, 2015
by The V ONE 2nd To None November 08, 2016
I like to recharge in my room after a long day out, soaking up my favorite tunes and doing some self chill.
by JonnyAppleSemenation January 23, 2018
self-licensing happens when people allow themselves to indulge after doing something positive first
commonly used in marketing where you buy a "healthy" product to offset the unhealthy or less moral choice -might apply to purchase carbon offsets etc. which imply it is OK to have a larger carbon footprint as long as you offset
commonly used in marketing where you buy a "healthy" product to offset the unhealthy or less moral choice -might apply to purchase carbon offsets etc. which imply it is OK to have a larger carbon footprint as long as you offset
self-licensing might include driving gas guzzlers to green protests, going for a walk for its health benefits then eating cake
by meCHS January 02, 2013
Guy 1: "Have you seen Timmy, he looks more wound up than usual."
Guy 2: "Dude, haven't you heard, he's practicing self- abstinence."
Guy 2: "Dude, haven't you heard, he's practicing self- abstinence."
by thatsdoctormrawesometoyou September 16, 2014
by timscookie February 03, 2010
The term single people use to tell everyone that the are not looking for anyone special or are off the hook.
by Peppergum November 05, 2019