Hitler

an ass-hole who was the dictator of Nazi Germany. under his orders the Holocaust was carried out, exterminating political rivals, jews, blacks and... well just look at the list of ethnicities hated by the KKK, and you get a pretty good idea of the people that were targeted. he was also a huge hipprocrit, as he didn't even fit his philosophy that " the blonder your hair and bluer your eyes, the more fit you are to rule the world". after around five years of country stomping and treaty breaking and rampent race based governing, in 1945, when his bunker started getting fired up by ally troops; he put a gun in his mouth and fired up, thus doing the one thing that the entire civilized world had been trying to accomplish: making Hitler bite the bullet.

additionally, believers in the Nostradamus prophecies believe him to be the second of three anti-Christ, the first being Napoleon Dynamite, no wait, that's wrong, his name was Napoleon Bonaparte. if these prophecies are in fact true, than obviously Hitler didn't listen when his big bro Bonaparte told him to bring winter clothes when conquering Russia. mankind will just have to wait and see if the third anti-Christ learned anything from his two older hell spawned brothers. let's pray hes just as incompetent in the end as they were

Ray "hey man, you know what they should do?"
Tim " what?"
Ray" they should like, make a big ass statue of the man who killed Hitler."
Tim "uh-huh..."
Ray " and they could like, gild it with gold and silver and shit, and -"
Tim " I don't know about gold and silver, but shit sounds just about right for it."
Ray "and they could put it in the middle of D.C., and children could take school field trips to see it, and learn about such an international hero."
Tim "Ray, do you know who killed Hitler?"
Ray " no, but it was some ally soldier, wasn't it"
Tim " no, no, it definitely wasn't an allied soldier"
Ray" then who-"
tim " he killed himself, you dumb ass."

by Random Blackman 1 February 18, 2014

hitlerism

used to define any of a set of ideas, actions, or terms that could be associated with that of Hitler or Nazis.

by Null January 28, 2003

hillsborough

A large, predominantly white town in New Jersey whose residents regularly abuse illegal substances in the depressant, hallucinogenic, and amphetamine classes. Residents are also known to listen to emo music and participate in extreme sports such as snowboarding, mountain biking, and sailing.

I went to Hillsborough last week and found my friends drinking 40's, smoking pot, and snorting adderall in their parents' basement while their dad sat upstairs oblivious to the shenanigans occuring under his roof.

by Studio 95 January 6, 2012

Hillsboro NJ

A place where the crack whores and drug addicts alike can be found. Most people work in the local Shoprite and survive on the rich people found to the north like those in Monty or Princeton. However, Hillsboro is not all bad, it does contain the Hills of Hillsboro where all of the dealers live, they all wished the lived in Monty but yea they still can't afford it.

After being given cash by their parents, the Monty kids went to Hillsboro NJ to buy some crack from the kids at the local Shoprite.

by F' Yo Couch March 20, 2006

Cowboy Hitler

evil german with them Nazi-zombie folk
He's married to Mario Lopez & they're just livin it up!!!
(maybe he'll give ya a call sometime if ur lucky)
oh yeaah, he's a freakin BAMF!!!

"hey yall! itza Cowboy Hitler"

by wooooo :) March 14, 2010

P Hills

A nickname for the cheap but amazing Phillips Vodka. Often consumed with Mountain Dew. Its essential that before taking a shot of P Hills with someone that you cheers and say "Happy P Hills!"

Give me some fuckin P Hills.

by Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackem November 26, 2010

Adolphin hitler

When an animal does something incredibly evil or thoughtless that you would hit a human in the face/balls for doing.

So you haven't done your homework?
No, my dog ate it he's a little adolphin hitler

by Lamplighter123 March 23, 2011