noose your goose 

Shut your mouth

“Oi do one mate”

“Noose your goose bruv, this is my fucking house”

noose your goose by Dented May 22, 2021

North American brown goose 

An alternative name for “Canadia” goose. A common type of geese found throughout North America; that have a brown back, cream underbelly, and black head and neck with white cheeks.

Did you see that goose? I think it was a North American brown goose.

North American brown goose by Dusty Honey July 14, 2021

Thread the Goose 

When you pull your penis through the opening in your underwear to have sex.

I didn't have time to pull my pants down fully for a quickie so we just thread the goose.

Thread the Goose by JHBEL October 5, 2021

silly goofy goose 

when you are just so gosh darn silly and goofy that you can be compared to that of a goose.

Ted: you know, he sure is a silly goofy goose...
Garold: who wiggs?
Mr.Wiggs: yes me ofc I'm the silly goofy goose

silly goofy goose by Shhhhhh :) March 22, 2022

silly little goose 

Me. I am silly little goose.

Bird #1: who is silly little goose?

Bird #2: squawk.

Silly Little Goose: Me. I am silly little goose. *insert evil goose laughter*

silly little goose by Silly little goose February 11, 2023

Talk to me Goose 

"Talk to me, Goose" means it is your turn to speak, talk or respond.

If you are on a live selling platform, then ask the seller about an item you are interested in, and the seller shows you the item you asked about but you don't respond, the seller will say," Talk to me Goose". Because it's your turn, and you are it. Like the game duck, duck, Goose. Once tagged, you are it!

Talk to me Goose by Luv2Vape April 25, 2023

I kicked a goose

A poor attempt at dirty talk

Mikey: "I've been bad..."
Sharon: "Oh yeah? How bad?
Mikey: "I kicked a goose."
Sharon: "Ya- wait what?"

I kicked a goose by BlueXander May 25, 2023