Donkey Kong

the hitting of a woman/man on the top of the head as to not leave any marks (action)ball up hand into fist and swing it in a downward motion(like the swinging of a hammer) he donkey konged that bitch

that bitch got loud with me so I donkey konged her,

by mr_inglish January 28, 2007

donkey slap

After one has “knocked the bitch out” from the “Donkey Punch” one continues by mushroom stamping that hooker while she is unconscious.

Dat’bitch waz out. I donkey slapped the shit out of dat ass, da hocker showed dat shit for a week.

by A-wow July 4, 2006

donkey farts

When you sexually please a dolphin with a Pringles can.

PETA was protesting Sea World because someone gave Flipper donkey farts.

by Muff Snorkler November 10, 2011

donkey sandwich

1) having events go against one's own will. 2) having a bad day.

The definition comes from the illustrative comparison of a meal that one eats associated to state of being. That is, bad food equates to bad "esprit de corps".

My boss was on my case at work, I ate donkey sandwich all day.

by Wunanny_boy May 1, 2003

Donkey Punch

A fruit drink, often mixed with alcohol, that tastes like ass.

I swore I asked for the jungle juice, but ended up with donkey punch.

by Dickchinhairy March 4, 2016

donkey milker

one how masturbates a male donkey.

Man, steven is such a donkey milker.

by Mat Nun September 4, 2006

donkey Douche

when a man has sexual relations with a female donkey the donkey must be cleaned out with a douche before its next encounter. the female donkey is cleansed with this douche to ensure years of healthy fun.

neccessary for all animals commonly used for beastiality. for example chickens, cows, and goats.

in the movie clerks 2, you can make love to "kinky kelly" the donkey for 500 bucks. the donkey must be cleaned out with a donkey douche between performances or between clients.

by bob plumblow March 15, 2008