Cooked Unit

/kʊkt ˈju .nɪt/
To be an absolute unit and have drunk a whole slab, Done a shit ton of drugs or are just simply tired.

- "Fuck man, Did you just do the whole bag cunt?! That was for everyone ya cooked unit!"

by Meatywack69 May 10, 2023

Cooked

An old Jungian archetype is the idea of spirits coming from above (the heavens) and finding blood (human suffering). They are like chefs from burger king. To be cooked is the worst. Because that means you would have to have been prepared: gutted, seasoned, and put on a menu. To an angel that looks like your homies cheating you from something. People close to you, selling you for themselves. Cooked is when you're at your lowest

*His homies ran a train on his girl and opps are on his as* "bruh, I'm cooked"

by mr greaseballer January 9, 2024

Cooked

Someone who has fried their brain due to methamphetamine usage

Man that bitch is COOKED she needs a sandwich and a nap.

by KrashBandiKoot1453 June 2, 2021

Cooking with kya

Tiktok girl taht went viral for having both an appealing body and good food singsonging "Cookingwithkya"

"Cooking with kya, cooking with kyaaa"

by rahhh!! December 11, 2024

Cooked

A internal Chemical imbalance that the drug crystal meth can do to the addict.
How a crystal meth addict acts after snorting, smoking, or injecting the drug.
Act of being on one and can’t handle it.

“Look at this cooked bitch”

“Stop being so cooked and go to bed”

by Chicoose01 November 11, 2022

cook

(v.) when someone doubts someone but lets their shitty idea develop

“yo brad is NOT rizzing katie up right now”

“hang on dude, let him cook”

by Billy Bowery December 4, 2023

i am cooked

Means you r about to give up and still have constant nightmares about her even after 3 years. Fuck

Bru i am cooked

by bruhowdoiforgetabouther March 5, 2024