The One They Call Nasty

A little stupid kid that decided to comment on something he knows nothing about. Someone who is so ignorant and shoved so far up their own booty that they can't comprehend that they have autism (not that there's anything wrong with autism)

Benny: JIMMY! You are such a the one they call nasty!
Jimmy: Eat my socks!

by Be Kind To People ;) March 21, 2019

butt dial face call

When your really old.... wait reallllly old dad accidentally calls. You know he didn't MEAN to call, but it would've been nice to hear from him anyways... :' (

Daniel: Man I was really excited the other day when I thought I was gonna get to talk to my dad... But who am i kidding it was definitely a butt dial face call.
Chadley: Wow that really sucks bro. The old BDFC... Maybe YOU should reach out next time.

by KewlestPoster17 March 4, 2021

Nolan O’Callaghan

Ring leader of 3 idiots

Look at those 3 dumbasses
Yeah which one do you think is the Nolan O’Callaghan?

by notjacobcrigger May 19, 2021

Slap my knee and call me pickle

An expression of enlightenment and revelation concerning information that was previously unknown.

Sam and J rode down highway 81 to the honky tonk bar. A Wheeler Walker Jr. song played over the truck radio - Eatin Pussy, Kickin Ass.
Sam looked at J. Her eyes glistened with regret.

"J, we have a situation," Sam said.
"What happened?"
"I seem to have shit my pants, J"
"Well slap my knee and call me pickle, Sam," J muttered. "I'm turnin' this truck around baby."

by ChandlerHasStrongShoulders March 26, 2022

Booty Cold Call

This is when you randomly call people you don't know on FB messenger like a fucking loser. This will not get you laid, this is cringey and pathetic.

DON'T DO THIS!

This guy kept trying to Booty Cold Call my girl last night like a creep.

by Vinny Pumps April 29, 2022

Suck my small pee and call me Ricky

When you get so high during sex and her papa's name is Ricky

Literally nobody:
Me: Suck my small pee and call me Ricky

by ThisVideoWasUploadedToXvideos. June 14, 2019

butter my back and call me a biscuit

Something to be said when some thing completely and utterly random happens/is said.

Duncan: "Hey, do guys seen my chocolate salamander?"
Fandango: "Well butter my back and call me a biscuit!"

by Zorgithatoob November 30, 2010