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dunking on the board

This is a general term used by someone who has absolutely no concept of the game of basketball. If you ever hear someone say this, you should immediately be aware that this person has absolutely no business on a basketball court. If you see someone on a court stating this phrase, then rest assured you will soon be smoking their ass in a game of one on one.
Ex: (first guy) Hey man, I'm about to dunk on the board!
(second guy) Oh really? Well then...I'm about to smoke your ass in a game of one on one!
by kurt April 22, 2005
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T-Boned

When a man cheats on a beautiful woman. Not just any man and not just any woman. It has to be public, it has to messy and they have to be attractive. Joe Shmoe can't T-Bone his wife Jane Doe but a famous dude can.

Why is this referred to a T-Bone? Because dogs, when they have a juicy bone and stare into the reflection they see a bigger bone...they will drop the juicy real bone for the illusion of the better bone. Now we take that up a notch and use T-Bone because it's a higher grade of meat. Enough said.
Tiger Woods totally "T-Boned" Elin Woods and man did she take one for the team.
by Rbeck December 2, 2009
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Baed

The combined feeling of affirmation and guilt brought about when your partner compliments you just before you break up with them. The word is a portmanteau of the words 'bad' and 'bae'.
John felt baed that Jane had complimented his manhood just before he told her that he had cheated on her with Jenny.
by SwissKid June 21, 2015
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spring board

Rhyming slang for "supreme court".
This is the way it sounds when Americans say "supreme court" in TV interviews.
Will has criticized Bush's selection this week of Harriet Miers to sit on the spring board. Bush didn't mention the controversy her nomination has created in Republican circles.
by Dan October 6, 2005
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I boned her

To penetrate a woman.
To have sex in a mysterious manner and/ or with a weird object/ man.
I boned her against the wall last night with a rainbow fan. We did it in the toe.
by Infected Mushroom September 20, 2013
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boarding

See docking. But with more smegma...more...a little more...woe! TOO MUCH!!!
thats a lot of smegma there bill, your dick is awful cheesy...
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boned out

what happens to you after u smoke madd joints
Big D said were all fucking boned out, ripped, twizted, stoned, goodpeople..
by COREY May 13, 2005
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