astrapophobia

Fear of lighting

After that lightning last night i might be astrapophobia

by oof gucci gang September 21, 2018

astronachomy

war in space;space wars

some say the world will end with aliens versus humans which will end in total astronachomy.

by doctor witty October 5, 2018

Ástrós

Ástrós is an Icelandic name she is a jealous lady and is mean to everyone.

Girl: do you know what Ástrós did yesterday

Guy: no. What did she do?
Girl: she pushed Nína into the pool
Guy: so? It must’ve been funny, right?
Girl: No! Nína can’t swim.
Guy: wow. That’s mean.

by Dog255 October 11, 2018

astronomical-cost retort

Refers to the mildly-indignant answer that you snortingly "toss back" at a seemingly-impertinent clueless who naively asks why you don't "just buy your way out" of a moderately-inconvenient/difficult/unpleasant situation, his not being familiar with the enormous financial outlay that said "easy-solution" choice/action would entail.

Two typical/everyday examples of an astronomical-cost retort would be with regards to having a garage come and pick up your presently-non-drivable vehicle instead of having a friend help you tow/push it the few miles to the garage with another vehicle ("Yeah, **sure** I could --- for a nice HUNDRED-BUCKS TOWING-CHARGE!"), or if you presently have to turn your well-pump on and off manually because it's "on its last legs" and so you always have to be "right there and ready" to quickly turn the pump back off to avoid damage if it doesn't immediately start up when you power it on ("Oh, yeah --- new pumps are indeed available --- you got an extra THOUSAND BUCKS OR MORE JUSS LAYIN' AROUND to get one installed??!"). Never fails to shut the impudent inquisitor right up!

by QuacksO October 26, 2018

Astrid

Simply means Cool

Wow you are so Astrid today!

by Aleksander December 15, 2018

Astro vacuum

In space, a creampie would technically not drip out like on earth. The partner would have to suck the nut out of her vagina, hence the astro vacuum.

Yeah man no gravity so I had to astro vacuum her, shit was whack.

by Teachmehowtodougie December 30, 2018

astrodump

An astrodump must be done using a public restroom with private stalls. You climb up to the top of the stall, hang off with pants down and drop a bill cosby aiming for the toilet bowl

Last night i took an astrodump at the mall, and it landed on the floor

by James gold December 31, 2018