Zoinks

Language of God

Shaggy: "Zoinks!"
Everybody fell down on their knees and started worshipping Shaggy

by murukkhu January 28, 2019

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Zoink Kid

A child/ adolescent who is a geek but also raised in the hood. Being forced to find independence because of hard circumstances and chose to be nerdy and weird. Also can be the black sheep of a dysfunctional family. Usually having a hard side to them they would prefer not to tap into but can if they’re life depends on it. Zoink kids can be seen as a loser but are often highly intelligent and chameleons. But all zoink kids come from hard upbringings

“Charlie looks like a gangster but he watches anime”

“Oh he’s a zoink Kid”

by Mahlleh February 28, 2024

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zoinked out

Spacing out hard, out of your mind because you’re hyper focused on a dot on the wall 60 feet away, so tired you fell asleep right away and you slept so long and feeling nothing woke you up

Sorry I zoinked out last night. I was zoinking out in class today.

by saladkids May 25, 2024

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zoink

When you fall straight into water jainhbsgvfcsg

HA HA HA YOU DID A MASSIVE ZOINK

by SNOOP DAWGGGWSYGE September 23, 2020

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ZOINKS

Something a bunch of pretentious girls say when they get caught being shady. Usually it translates to either, "I'm a noob", "I'm wrong but I'm not going to admit it", or " I messed up big time."

Boy: "Hey didn't I just see you grinding on Jenna's boyfriend last night?
Girl: "ZOINKS"

by Perry D. Platt September 19, 2017

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