zamboni

A sexual act in which a female is held upside down by a male or female partner who performs cunnilingus on her, all erstwhile the two walk in unison.

This is not for novices, people with back problems, or pregnant women. This also works best when the "zamboni driver," if you will, is a midget of taller variation.

For an added challenge, especially for straight couples, the female and male switch positions.

After her successful floor routine, the gymnast was rewarded by her coach with a breathtaking zamboni.

I was short on cash so for my girlfriend's birthday I just gave her a zamboni. That did the trick.

The crowd cheered with much enthusiasm as the zamboni came out onto the rink. Unfortunately, it fell over.

Zamboni, teabag! You guys are such butts!

by mad dizzle February 14, 2006

Zamboner

When you're riding your zamboni but then you get a random boner

I saw a hot ice skater while I was cleaning the ice so I got a zamboner

by K Jensen March 11, 2015

rusty zamboni

A terrible hockey player, generally one with inept skills and/or on-ice vision.

That bunch of rusty zambonis couldn't score on an empty net.

by Indiana Labrador December 12, 2008

Zamboni

A sexual act involving three persons where by a male/female is on all fours, while a male performs anal intercourse and the third is being given oral. before ejaculation the male receiving oral pulls out and ejaculates on the floor in front of person on all fours. Then the person giving anal then slowly moves the person on all fours forward while he/she "cleans up."

dude my knees are all rug burned from when we pulled a zamboni on that chick the other night. good times bro!

hey she's between periods, you should cruise over and we'll give her the zamboni.

by axonjay April 14, 2007

zamboner

This is what happens when you watch hot hockey players play hockey and you get a little excited!

Dude....I was watching the portland pirates last night and totally got a zamboner!!

by Hannah and Jayne April 4, 2009

Zamboni Man

Another word for the devil. Also known as the Z Man

If you don't behave, the Zamboni Man will come and take you.

by Frankenstein June 11, 2005

Zambon

A slut who like to make catholic school girls cry. He also like to senak up from the side, stick his cock in your ear, and then climax. He is also a fan of quadruple penetration.

I'll pull a Zambon on your ear!

by SLUT NOTORIOUS March 16, 2003