Rick Witter

n. Rhyming Slang Shitter. From lead singer of York-based indie band Shed Seven meaning:

1. Toilet

2. Arse

Alternative: Gary Glitter

1. He had to get to the Rick Witter fast after that vindaloo.
2. I bet that Elton John takes it up the Rick Witter.

by Witter September 14, 2011

Ghost Writer

someone who is paid to write a book, article, story, report or other text for another person, who then says it is their own work

you may be reading a book that was written by a ghost writer without realizing it

by Cutting_Edge August 31, 2010

Writer's Block

When your imaginary friends wont talk to you :(

Writer's Block sucks :\

by wally the fucking walrus February 7, 2013

careless wrister

An act of self masturbation in public areas such as lavatories, like pop star George Michael (who also had a no 1 hit in the UK during the 80's with "Careless Whisper)

Its his own fault he was arrested, he shouldnt be such a careless wrister! fancy having a wank in such a prolific area!!

by I. Lowndes October 28, 2006

Writtier

A way of describing how a writer sounds when writing about what is happening in a literary work. Such as when describing juxtaposition, content, wording, or imagery, or other jargon.

I would write something writtier here, but I will get get nightmares from juxtaposing Angela in a swimsuit to the man with the happy trail and beer gut.

by Alanimal February 22, 2010

Writer's balk

Similar to writer's block, a writer is mentally incapacitated from writing. However, the incapacitation stems from lack of willpower or lack of interest/enthusiasm in the actual project, rather than a lack of imagination or creativity. Is often paired with, though not necessarily a part of, procrastination. Can be used as a verb (i.e., writer's balking, writer's balked).

1: Hey, did you start that essay that 3 assigned you?
2: No. Writer's balk. It's a shitty subject to talk about. I don't like writing about it.

3: What's keeping 5 from finishing the review?
4: She writer's balked because the movie is that awful.
3: Do I have to finish it?
4: Yeah.

by They call me Ze September 18, 2010

Writer's Block

1) A period of time where a writer has no inspiration, thought-process, or even the faintest of ideas as to how to start or continue their current work.

2) Hell on earth.

1. I have writer's block. Kill me now.
2. I have writer's block– please just transform me into Icarus so I can fly towards the sun and burn myself alive.

by WinterReader0917 April 24, 2017