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welfare couch

An utterly dilapidated couch, commonly found in punk houses, bachelor pads and dorm rooms.
So called because of the tendency for spare change to fall from the pockets of visitors into its vile depths, to be fished out later and used to purchase beer and/ or smokes.
"Larry's welfare couch was so destroyed I had to ask for help when I wanted to get up."
by treedan1 November 3, 2008
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Welfare Epics

Epic quality items in the video game World of Warcraft that are obtained through grinding PVP. These items are generally on par with the highest quality items in the game and can be easily had by anyone with only a minimal investment of time.

No skill is required to obtain a Welfare Epic.
I was just killed by some faggot mage in season 3 welfare epics.
by AnonWoWfag December 28, 2007
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welfare queen

n. a lazy, un-wed, child-bearing woman who in the U.S. who milks government assistance for every penny she can. Created by LBJ in his Great Society plan and perpetuated by subsequent presidents.
Zaquina had five illegitimate children by five different men. She qualified for a hefty stipend, medicaide, and food stamps from the government.

She deprived her children of necessities and was able to buy herself a new Cadillac and a new house. Zaquina was, indeed, a welfare queen.
by Richard Black April 17, 2005
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welfare

Safety social net that is necessary, but needs an overhaul. Has been abused, and needs to have its anti-fraud regulations strictly enforced. Would be less necessary if Dubya and his rich corporate buddies hadn't ruined the economy and caused massive unemployment.
If Dubya Bush wasn't from a rich powerful family, he'd certainly be on welfare, because he's not qualified for any jobs I can think of.
by Anonymous October 6, 2003
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Welfare MAn

a dude , usually young, who gets welfare or foodstamps cause he to lazy to work and nobody will hire him.
He live off the government and his family.
dont go out wit him , hes a welfare man.
by big bird February 25, 2005
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welfare peice of shit

usually an fat huge un-married woman who has tons of kids just to stay on welfare and to reap the rewards that us tax payers and handing out.
by SeverusSnape March 31, 2009
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Babydaddy Welfare

Unearned, untaxable INCOME paid to a babymama, which comes from a babydaddy--often a hardworking one without any custody, whatsoever. More commonly known as court-ordered "Child Support," which, according to law, cannot be used "for the benefit of other household members." But--shh-- the law don't really enforce this. These "other household members" often include, but are not limited to: the babymama, babymama's criminal boyfriends, and babymama's spawn from other babydaddies.
Babydaddy Welfare is a booming career opportunity in states such as Illinois! Don't work! Get paid for making babies! Try to find babydaddies in higher-income states, such as California, cuz the Babydaddy Welfare check is higher. You can spend the $$ ANY WAY you want to!
by Workingfornuthin February 27, 2011
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