proxy wallpost

A post intended for a large audience yet posted on a single person's wall to appear more genuine. Since proxy wallposts are visible through homepage feeds, one can advertise a trait of oneself that would be construed as bragging if in the form of a status.

Suppose you want to advertise to your friends that you are caring and social. This is impossible to brag about, so instead just find your friend who shares the most mutual friends and write this gem of a proxy wallpost:

"We had such a great time last week! I miss you so much <3"

Soon, everyone you know will see it in their feed. And, unlike a status, no one will call you on it for fear of you playing the None Of Your Business card.

by PaleBlueYacht May 26, 2010

Eating Grapes Off the Wallpaper

used to describe someone that is acting upon delusions or hallucinations

She ate so much acid, she was seeing purple elephants, hiding from lil' green men, and eating grapes off the wallpaper.

by KarenP September 30, 2005

Wallkill Wallop

Having quickie sex in the shadow of an old rusty water tower, preferably in the bed of a truck used to haul old garbage and various debris to the dump.

I Wallkill walloped that chick in the back of my '79 Ford F-150 and she got poison ivy all over her back because I cleaned out the backyard before I picked her up.

by Petie April 26, 2005

wallop

Wallop: Old(ish) English: The strongest ale in the tavern. (I got it from a pack of cards of old English expression. But I've never found anyone in England (and I've spent a lot of time there) or in America that's ever heard of it. So I'm trying to get it into circulation so these barmaids know what I'm talking about and I don't have to explain myself. But now I try to avoid saying, "Don't you know your own damn language?!" 'cuz then I usually have to find another pub.)

"Gimme' a pint of wallop, barkeep!"

by ~&*'... November 9, 2015

yellow wallpaper

verb: used to describe a covert escape from an awkward or uncomfortable situation in a crowded room. If one sticks close to the wall, one can avoid being seen by creepers in aforementioned room, especially by crawling around the perimeter of the room. Inspired by Charlotte Perkins Gilman's short story.

Tory and Becky yellow wallpapered it out of the bar to escape from the guys creeping on them. Once out they exclaimed, "We've got out at last!"

by mama's makin gnocchi February 25, 2012

pack a wallop

pack a wallop is to provide a burst of energy, power, or excitement.

Also to pack a punch.

I put a special kind of gasoline in my car because I thought it would pack a wallop. It didn't.

by azarashi October 7, 2015

wallpapering the kitchen

n. Vulgar Slang

1. Colloquial slang for masturbation.

"the mother walked into the room while the young man was wallpapering the kitchen"

by Vutton February 27, 2004