wafflebomb (n.)
The unexpected, high-velocity "explosion" of bodily fluids (usually semen) that occurs when one person is performing oral sex (the "waffling") and the other person's gag reflex is triggered, resulting in a sudden and messy "bomb" of ejected contents.
The term specifically refers to the chaotic moment where both parties are simultaneously...
contributing... to the mess, creating a bizarre and
unfortunate mixture
reminiscent of a sticky, syrup-covered breakfast.
Example wafflebomb usage
Person 1: "How was your date with Chad?"
Person 2: "It was going great until we got back to his place. We... uh... we had a wafflebomb
Person 1: "Oh god. Who started it?"
Person 2: "Does it matter? His
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