target

Target has High Quality items for th customers, but its Hell for the employees. Now they have this fricken machine there that a customer or "guest" presses and it pages you and you have to be there in 30 seconds. I was on lunch break and I went to subway to eat and they paged me and I didn't make it back in time and so they give you this little red target post it thing that says what we need to improve on. i aldso got 10 bucks off my paycheck for that. As soon as Im done savng 1000 Im getting out of that hell hole.

Oh wow now I work at target. Goody goody.

by Mika Johnson January 11, 2006

Bull Twang

To express an oppinion of disbelief. Similar to saying: "Bull Shit"

"Yo man, that's bull twang!"

by OlivaHessum April 7, 2009

target farting

when you purposely aim your fart at another individual

im going to be target farting Dylan right in his face once he falls asleep

by martang mang December 19, 2006

cum target

A tatoo that a girl gets on her lower back, so that when a man is doing her doggystyle, and wants to pull out to finish, he has something to aim for.

I laughed when I saw the girl at the tatoo parlor getting a cum target of a Ford Focus in that commercial!

by AC January 28, 2004

Targét

the correct way to spell Target if you want to pretend that it is a French store, or at least not too low class, like saying Jacques Pennay for JC Penney. A store that is perceived to be slightly upscale from WalMart.

I see that you are a Targét snob since you won't shop at WalMart.
I got these nifty plastic doodads over at Targét.
I drove over from the trailer park to Targét to get some new Depends because mine were worn out.
I find the hot girls shop at Targét and they are looking to hook up with dudes, but get your shots first...

by adam_before_eve December 28, 2005

sperm target

A tattoo, found on the small of a chick's back, which can be used as an ejaculation target. In the doggy position, the tattoo tends to collect jizz if you pull out.

Boy, look at the sperm target on that hoe's back. I'd like to hit it with me jizz.

by jeffjeff July 16, 2008

Twanga

A slang term for a vagina.

Helga, I'ma fuck yo' twanga.

by Ryan 666 December 9, 2008