pence

the cum in a guy's hair left there by another dude

I hooked up with this adorable twink last night and he left a shitton of pence in my hair, hence this fabulous hat.

by uniqueid November 16, 2016

Hang Mike Pence

Something the very peaceful MAGA people like to say since January 6th, 2021.

"Hang Mike Pence, Hang Mike Pence, Hang Mike Pence!"

by ShigShug August 12, 2023

2 pence short of a cent

Meaning you’re stupid.

Mate you’re 2 pence short of a cent

by Damonnn84 February 12, 2023

cj pence

the word or words used to described rounding up cattle.
most commonly used to describe a feedlot or a pasture full of fresh green holsteins.

"im going to cj pence that cow"

by kilkilghi December 1, 2009

Pencing

To delay doing one's job.

Stop Pencing around. How furious does the backlash need to be before you'll do your job?

by Sam JuaS June 21, 2022

Pencing

When you walk out of a big event to make a statement.

Mike was upset at being dissed, so he did some Pencing.

by sesmith70 October 9, 2017

Pence

The act of overtly and obnoxiously fawning by a known sycophant

One who indiscriminately endeavors, however pathetic or immoral the course, to gain the approval of the person or institution they admire

A traitor lacking courage

He had a chance to stand by democracy and save his own skin, but he chose to grovel and penced it up.

He's going to tie his family's reputation forever with the traitors' cause he's all about that pence.

He sucked Trump's toes during the coup attempt cause he was a total pence

by PenceIsAHo January 12, 2021