The Hammer of Thor

A form of Cock and Ball Torture where one is strapped naked outside during a thunderstorm and has a lightning rod inserted into the urethra. Should a bolt of lightning strike it, they achieve the power of Thor.

Simp 1: “bruh my girl is gonna give me The Hammer of Thor if it rains tonight.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”

by Monkey Shagger May 1, 2020

Thor

Nordic god of thunder. He's always drinking mead. Carries a hammer that only he can lift. I mean not even the Hulk can lift his hammer.

He was one of the main characters in Dougas Adams novel, The Long Dark Tea Time Of The Soul.

His one flaw is that he is a bit homophobic and always wears an asgard when he is around Greeks... especially Hercules.

Thor was flying around one day when he saw this "girl". He appraoched her under the guise of a human and he started having anal sex with her. After seven days of this, Thor removed his human disguise and revealed himself as the god of thunder and proudly announced "I AM THOR!".

The girl then revealed that she was actually a bloke and told him "You're thor? I'm tho thor I can't thit". Needless to say that ever since that day Thor has been a bit of a homophobe.

by Alfie The Horndog March 28, 2007

thorg

a big, ugly, and very strong being that has problems with women.

Cody is and example of thorg. Cody is such a thorg.

by cody hubbell September 24, 2006

I am Thor!

when you are engaged in the act of sex (doggy style) in your right hand holding a paper clip or some other sort of small metal object. you then take said small metal object and shove it in a light socet and scream at the top of your lungs "I am Thor!" sending electricity through your cock in to your loving partner. Remember to hold said metal object in your right hand or it will go across your heart and kill you.

(Going all doggy style and shiz)
Girl- "this is boring. You need to step up your game"
Guy-" okay bitch" Now stick in paper clip "I am thor!"

by Kleetis III May 28, 2009

Thorgasm

An orgasm cause by seeing a vision of Thor in all his extreme sexiness.

Watching the Avengers and seeing Chris Hemsworth play Thor gave me such a thorgasm - he's so hot!

by Jujunwa June 28, 2012

Thorburn

The planet's most pure and strong race. Sort of like the new age Nazi's... without the Holocaust.

man: Who's Arthur Thorburn
man 2: What the hell is wrong with you?
man: Fuck my life...

by Arty-Party April 19, 2008

Hammer of Thor

When one guy runs at full speed at another person who is sitting down and they knock then over with their testacles, causing pain for both parties but humiliation only for one.

Austin got the hammer of Thor from Brandon while he was playing video games.

by BackB0ne January 7, 2016