darius printer

that indian kid who gives you his muffins and plays minecraft and you love very dearly(as a friend)

darius printer is cold

by amy_xx1234 November 15, 2019

Printer Blue

When your printer is out of black ink and you need to print something for class, you print it in the darkest shade of blue and you hope your teacher won't notice.

That shade of blue is called printer blue.

"My printer ran out of black, and I had my mid-term paper due tomorrow"

"What did you do?"

"I printed it in printer blue, I hope the T.A. doesn't care"

by E.X. Haysbert November 12, 2009

printer monkey

derogatory term for IT employees who think too highly of themselves

That Tony guy over in IT acts like he's God because he un-jams the Xerox every other day...I could do that printer monkey's job. I know how to use Google too.

If that printer monkey asks me if I restarted my laptop one more time I'm going to strangle him with my 5 ft USB cable.

by paula. June 30, 2014

Getting her printer fixed

Something people in college yell at you when you walk with someone of the opposite sex.

Damn! She be getting her printer fixed so good tonight!
Did it get jammed when she was getting her printer fixed?

by Gettingmyprinterfixed September 8, 2018

Fax no printer

Created by Cannon Christensen in Tennessee, fax no printer is a humorous term used to describe something agreeable

Bro Keaton is mid
Fax no printer

by Willbilliam October 3, 2023

Throw her printer

To take a girls virginity

I'd love to Throw her printer

by Pokemon master grey April 27, 2016

Printer Ink

The most rare and conserved substance, followed closely in cost by antimatter

I had to print my poster the day it was due so the school library made me pay $2.50 to print a single side in color. That damn printer ink drained my savings account faster than the school desktop took to pull up my document

by noob_chungus_3D October 14, 2022