Apache

a member of a North American Indian people

Historically recorded groups include Apaches, Comanches, Kikapoos, and Kiowas.

by contributor06 January 7, 2017

Apache Crazy

Going absolutely buckwild with no regard for anyone or anything's safety or wellbeing.

I spent an hour making that display look nice just for some customers to go Apache Crazy on it and ruin the whole thing.

by MisterSuperstar July 18, 2025

Apache acne

People that identify as "Apache helicopters" can have acne too.

"I have Apache acne"

by oofdoublea June 23, 2018

Apache Door Gunner

A term used by military personnel to sidestep questions about their actual job, especially when they don't want to get specific or even talk to the person asking the question. The name comes from the fact that the AH-64 Apache attack helicopter doesn't actually have a side door for a gunner.

Obnoxious VetBro: "Bro you're in the military? Dude I was too! What's your job?"

Servicemember minding their own business: "Uhh, I was an Apache Door Gunner..."

Obnoxious VetBro: "Oh sick bro! I didn't know they had those!"

by bachoochoo June 26, 2024

Apache

The shit

Stranger #1 : “Who’s apache?? “
Stranger #2 : “Do you live under a rock? Apache is the shit!”

by Diditfortherez November 24, 2021

Pullin' an apache

You lay on the floor and feel for vibrations of people walking. Usually to become aware of another persons presence during masturbation to prevent being caught in the act.

-I almost got caught jerking it last night by my mom, luckily I managed to cover up before she walked in.
-How did you know she was coming?
-I was pullin' an apache!

by RRDNisse June 15, 2017

AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopter

The best goddamn helicopter there is to live, literally.

AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopters are cool.

by mr man the science man April 26, 2023