Dirty Tex

The act of slathering rocky road ice cream on your penis, then having dirty anal sex and trying to figure out if the ice cream is still on your penis or if you became captain poop dick.

I got drunk last night and gave that hoe a dirty tex!

by Unclefucker89 December 19, 2022

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Dork-tex

A dork vortex. All dorkiness is attracted to it, and there's no escape.

You are a buffoon. Such a dork-tex!

by longjohnsilverboy1017 February 22, 2021

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Tex

Loves their partner bug <3 I know this because my name is tex and my partners is bug

Tex loves bug

by Personithink May 4, 2022

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A sex god who is known to satisfy his partner with his size and stamina.

Wow I can really hear tex through the walls.

by PNW lone star January 19, 2022

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A guy who hangs out with footy players!

Those 5 guys there! 4 are footy players and 1’s a Tex

by The Newcastle Knight February 21, 2022

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When used for non texan/cowboy wannabes. Another name for the gortex crew in the 90s.

Anyone sterotyping someone not wearing asian textiles like gortex with some crappy brand on them is a Tex. (Ie a Columbia jacket)

Howdy tex! I see you got your jacket at the discount store (temu) because you couldn't afford leather.

by WGstyles February 18, 2025

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