ceЯtex

Reckless, thoughtless

ceЯtex is not just a word its a lifestyle

by dwaxn August 24, 2021

Big Tex

1. If you get this crazy but prestigious nickname, you're probably a total badass that owns 40 different types of guns, loves black jokes, hates Califruities, has a foot long dick, and takes massive shits that put all men to shame.

2. A general name for a massive shit, usually the size of a potato. Must have at least a 2" diameter and an 8" overall length to be classified as a Big Tex.

1. That's a LOT of guns.....
Of course, those belong to Big Tex.
2. Smells like someone took a Big Tex back there!
3. That's the biggest Tex I've ever seen.....

by ThreeSix May 10, 2011

Big Tex

It's a big statue of a cowboy that stands in the center of the Texas State Fair every year. It actually burned down last year, 2012. It was really scary...........

Friend1: What are you guys talking about?
Friend2: The Texas State Fair. Wanna go?
Friend1: Sound cool. Wait - what about Big Tex?
Friend2: You mean that big statue thing? what about him?
Friend1: didn't you hear? He burned down!
Friend2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -dead-

by OhHeyThereIt'sEvelyn January 20, 2013

ghetto gore tex

A person can't afford real Gore Tex so they use a garbage bag and cut holes for arms and your head.

I forgot my rain jacket I'm going to have to go ghetto Gore Tex today.

by Key dog May 25, 2014

good shooting tex

when you shoot really good.

50/50 targets.
"Good Shooting Tex!"

by Mr. Tex June 19, 2006

cousin tex

Cousin to harryman and all around hick. Most often seen wearing his signature cowboy hat and blue vest. Helped Harryman defeat Invisible People From the Future as his alter-ego "Pink Lasso."

Cousin Tex had never heard of a 24-hour library before.

by Will April 21, 2005

Bolt_Tex

Someone who steals someone's script and reuploads it
Usually people who add themselves to whitelistd

-- Quoted by the man himself.

Bolt_Tex : I'm a skid

by YourLocalLOLICop October 2, 2020