tesla date

When either you or the person you’re out on a date with owns/ rents a Tesla and you push the front chairs all the way forward, and the back chairs down, then you put an air mattress in the car and proceed to Netflix and chill in the car.

“I really wanna go on a Tesla date with someone”

by NGCANL January 11, 2020

Tesla owner

Somebody who is not sure of the road rules or how to drive and require some assistance driving on the right side of the road. Often times you will catch them rolling through wealthy neigborhoods admiring houses and running stop signs.

Hey, watch out for that tesla owner driving in oncoming traffic!

by Tesla owner April 3, 2020

Tesla Long Boi

A Tesla bull that thinks Tesla stock will go up significantly in the long run

Person 1: When Tesla stock goes down, I buy a bunch more because it's still undervalued.
Person 2: Ahh yes, I found another Tesla LONG BOI

by TESLA LONG BOI October 15, 2020

Tesla Tower

A card in the popular mobile game, clash royale that is a absolute fucking machine on defence. If your opponent has tesla, just close the app. You are not winning.

Him: plays tesla tower on my hog rider
Me: jumps off a bridge

by ClashRoyalePlayer1 July 23, 2021

Tesla Cock Prod

Nikola Tesla was an inventor and a electrical engineer whose theoretical work formed the basis of modern alternating current electric power (AC) systems.

While having sex of any type in any position, one simply inserts a metal object into an electrical socket.

Beth had complained all night about the show, so when we got home, I laid the pipe to her and gave her a "Tesla Cock Prod ". She never came so hard in her life.

Also known as a Edison Reamer.

by ChuckGoldmember October 31, 2008

Tesla Sexual

A tesla sexual is a person who bought a brand new Tesla and cannot stop thinking or talking about, cannot get out of it and feels he is in a romantic and sexual relationship with his new vehicle that there is no place for another person in his life.

My buddy Karthik turned into a Tesla Sexual after purchasing his latest Tesla 3.

by Desi Bugger September 4, 2018

Tesla Shaft

To have intercourse with a prank electric hand buzzer strapped to the base of your penis.

Joe the Plumber: I finally killed that evil Palin bitch last night

Mccain: How the hell did you get rid of that undead bitch

Joe the plumber: I hit her with the tesla shaft until she passed out

by timujin December 22, 2008