audio terrorism

Action characterized by the selection of outdated, abrasive, inappropriate, or otherwise unpleasant music in a public setting. Such action may be intentional or unintentional.

Audio Terrorist: "I noticed a couple approach the TouchTunes Jukebox. Little do they know I just put $20 into the mobile app to select terrible music making them look like total squares."

Victim 1:"Let's listen to that new hit song that everyone likes - What the hell! I didn't want to hear Who Let The Dogs Out by Baja Men 13 times!"

Victim 2:"Why the fuck did you pick this shitty music? This is audio terrorism. I'm going to a different bar."

Audio Terrorist(Disguised as a victim): "Yeah WTF!"

by ThorskyHustle October 2, 2013

Terminal 7

Terminal 7 is the seventh stage of brain cancer, causing constant hallucinations and visions. People with Terminal 7 find it hard or impossible to differentiate reality from fiction. The most famous case of Terminal 7 was that of Luigi Jumpman, brother of Mario Jumpman, who believed he was a hero of "The Mushroom Kingdom".

I'm sorry, but your brother has Terminal 7.

by Guron March 28, 2017

Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism

Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism is when something exits your body thru the mouth and anus simultaneously forcefully. Can be symptoms of multiple

sicknesses.

Eating four raw kidney beans can be a easy way to get Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism

by spagoogle May 31, 2018

connection terminated

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.

i was about to kill the night guard until i got connection terminated

by Sr_Mario May 6, 2021

terachad

A handsome, rich, and confident guy who is 1000 times more alpha than a gigachad.

Jason Momoa is tall and handsome, a super rich actor, and internationally famous. He is a true Terachad, unlike some other celebrities who are mere gigachads.

by Chadlite April 7, 2019

Long Term Laziness

Often abbreviated to simply “LTL” this majestic phrase is to explain oneself for doing something that is short term work for the eventual greater good of being lazy. For example one might be standing in a situation that calls for sitting. If one is doing this it’s quite clear that this genius is a lazy acumen for spotting that he’s going to arise very soon so he might as well remain standing as to not have to deal with the aggravating work of getting up. The term was first originated in 2008 by Vince Wilfork who was once told to take a knee but didn’t because “LTL”

Sammy: Yo why you standing bro?
Noah: Bro LTL you know you’re just going to have to stand right back up again
Sammy: That’s facts bro but what does LTL mean?
Noah: Long Term Laziness
Sammy: Aight Bet!

by weiny0402 January 18, 2019

Terminal Blowout

Explosive diarrhea that is so massive and powerful, that it distorts the space-time continuum.

Following the consumption of some sketchy Thai food, Jay’s terminal blowout obliterated an entire public restroom...and he hasn’t been seen since.

by Done it all dave November 1, 2020