TECHNOBLADE DAY

June 30th!
In loving memory of Technoblade
May you rest in peace

Everyone get ready for june 30th, it's technoblade day

by SURGETVHD July 5, 2022

Techno-Raccoon

Originally a web comics artist, who made name after creating discriminative and abusive illustrated threads focusing on "the-reason-you-fail" topics (which prooved to be not bad after all and showed the effectivness of butthurt provocation in masses) + drew tribute art to eastern european club whore's modelling (most likely shot on cellphones), whose art actually used to be quite fun (but has seen better days). The creator (Neonil) once cared about his customers and their satisfaction. Not anymore. The new Techno-raccoon is too deep into advertising and shameless self promotion (honestly, to position self among a bunch of complete dorks and loosers is a sure way to look God-like on their background and a nice way to promote self too as his example shows) to care about anyone anymore. The only thing he cares about now is making money. Neonil doesnt care about the quality of Neoneelart anymore. More modelling (aka shut up-sit-watch and jerk off over my eyebrows, motherfuckers, they're UNSTOPPABLE!!!111), more random portrait photography, more unfinished Lunaville comics (basically nothing but illustrated guides on how to exterminate the unworthy wuss) and so on. So if you want to experience the best of Neoneelart, get your credit cards ready, because the only things this greedy bastard cares about are benjamins and jacksons. (hundreds and twentys for those of you who didnt get it.) Long live the power of money! Raccoon power FTW!

A: That dumbass Techno-Raccoon is kinda cute

B: Yeah

by Sanjibad December 8, 2010

TechNition

technition or technitions/ a hard core tech n9ne fan one who loves all music by the tech. a follower of the strange music movement/revolution. spelled techNITION as in ammunition or ignition similar to his style, perfomance and/or the personality of a technitions rowdy rough hyphy hardkore inergetic & intelligent!

TECHNITIONS!
ARUGHGH! ARUGHGH!! ARUGHGH!!!

by THE TECHNITION #9 March 28, 2009

techno

Pionered in Detroit (How ironic, didn't Eminem, who hails from Detroit, tell us that suopposedly nobody listens to techno?) by 3 young black males (The Belleville Three or Holy Trinity - Derrick May, Jaun Atkins & Kevin Saunderson. How ironic again, aren't the 'gangsters' aka hip hop/rap listeners that say only nerds listen to techno?) Techno in it's purist form is a mindblowing musical genre for it's use of various synthesizers, computer programs and other equipment give the musical masterpeice so much character (Computer programs...sounds familiar..oh that's right, all that 'gangsta' musis is a midi -Nowhere near as good as the sheer intellegence of techno though- ...made on computer yet 95% of 'gangstas' have the nerve to call techno 'shit'.)

Speedy J is the barra.

by . September 7, 2003

technofogger

This is a device for turning liquids into smoke-like vapour. The liquid can contain nicotine and is usually called e-liquid.

Also known as an electronic cigarette, e-cig, personal vapourising device

I'm going to vape with my technofogger.

by Narkybeast January 14, 2009

Techno thumb

When your thumb begins to feel stiff and achy due to over texting or phone usage

I got a bad case of techno thumb after being on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and texting all day.

by Reppin516 July 8, 2014

Technoblade

Technoblade, also known as the Blood God, is a pig with hot smoking elbows and beats up little children in a game that involves breaking beds. He is usually known for virtually beating up children. Involved in Minecraft Monday, everyone hates him and one time tried to team on him.

Beating Dream in a duel, he claimed the title of the best PVPer in Minecraft.

"Is that technoblade OH MY GOSH"
NoobMaster69 was never to be seen again

by MLGYolofade October 1, 2020