You are doing your normal thing, going to work or school, but all of a sudden you pass out but your brain is still working, all you see is black, you have 10 seconds until you wake up again, but in the black vision there is a 50% chance you die from passing out to passing away, the other 50% chance you survive and you wake up. There is a 1% chance to have a technical blackout, would you survive the nothingness of dark? Or be unlucky and die from passing out.
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With dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio
To some modern music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door
After using the 'frigerator
That's a technical foul
A technical foul
If you touch the thermostat
You'll get hit with a bat
'Cause that's a technical foul
(You will feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain
You'll know the meaning of pain
'Cause that's a technical foul
(I'll show you no mercy)
Oh, this is such bullshit-a (hey)
In this house we say bullspit
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
Let me get this straight
You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night
Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?
You got it, bub
Or you can go rot in the gutter, it's up to you, Yankee Doodle
Well, I don't wanna do that
But let me run a few questions by you so I don't screw up accidentally
If I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel
That's a technical foul
Okay, if I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel
That's a technical foul (please say hiney)
If I make fun of your crazy feeties
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
That's not only a technical foul, but possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past three?
If you do, you'll get a T
Take a whiz in those flowers?
I'll say hit the showers
Use this horn as a bong?
Adios, Tommy Chong
Make some long distance calls?
You'll get a kick in the balls, oops
With dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio
To some modern music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door
After using the 'frigerator
That's a technical foul
A technical foul
If you touch the thermostat
You'll get hit with a bat
'Cause that's a technical foul
(You will feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain
You'll know the meaning of pain
'Cause that's a technical foul
(I'll show you no mercy)
Oh, this is such bullshit-a (hey)
In this house we say bullspit
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
Let me get this straight
You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night
Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?
You got it, bub
Or you can go rot in the gutter, it's up to you, Yankee Doodle
Well, I don't wanna do that
But let me run a few questions by you so I don't screw up accidentally
If I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel
That's a technical foul
Okay, if I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel
That's a technical foul (please say hiney)
If I make fun of your crazy feeties
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
That's not only a technical foul, but possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past three?
If you do, you'll get a T
Take a whiz in those flowers?
I'll say hit the showers
Use this horn as a bong?
Adios, Tommy Chong
Make some long distance calls?
You'll get a kick in the balls, oops
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Narrated by former PBS Kids Sprout announcer Melanie Martinez, the public service message is "I've got big plans for my future: a good college, a career, maybe even my own business some day but one thing I'm not planning on is getting pregnant. That's why I choose anal sex. I mean sure it hurts a little and I wind up walking funny for a day or two but I think my future's worth it."
Anal sex. The smart choice for your future.
Narrated by former PBS Kids Sprout announcer Melanie Martinez, the public service message is "I've got big plans for my future: a good college, a career, maybe even my own business some day but one thing I'm not planning on is getting pregnant. That's why I choose anal sex. I mean sure it hurts a little and I wind up walking funny for a day or two but I think my future's worth it."
Anal sex. The smart choice for your future.
The joke public service announcements were removed in July 2006 after PBS Kids Sprout sacked Melanie Martinez, host of the network's nightly The Good Night Show, for an acting history (which has nothing to do with the public broadcaster) which included a minor part appearing in two brief spoof videos titled Technical Virgin.
The original domain is now cybersquatted.
The original domain is now cybersquatted.
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