If you're come in from the street
With
dirty shoes on your
feet
That's a technical foul
If you
switch the radio
To some modern music show
That's a technical foul
If you don'
t shut the door
After using the 'frigerator
That's a technical foul
A technical foul
If you touch the thermostat
You'll get hit with a bat
'Cause that's a technical foul
(You will feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain
You'll know the meaning of
pain
'Cause that's a technical foul
(I'll show you no mercy)
Oh, this is such bullshit-a (
hey)
In this house we say bullspit
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
Let me get this straight
You expect me to
change my entire lifestyle in one night
Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?
You got it, bub
Or you can go rot in the gutter, it's up to you, Yankee Doodle
Well, I don'
t wanna do that
But let me run a few questions by you so I don'
t screw up accidentally
If I don'
t spray Lysol after moving a bowel
That's a technical foul
Okay, if I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel
That's a technical foul (please say hiney)
If I make fun of your
crazy feeties
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
That'
s not only a technical foul, but possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past three?
If you do, you'll get a
T
Take a whiz in those flowers?
I'll say hit the showers
Use this horn as a bong?
Adios, Tommy Chong
Make some long distance calls?
You'll get a kick in the
balls, oops
