moon stiffing

The act of having your penis accidentally slip out of a vagina during intercourse and then, in an attempt to re-enter the vagina, entering the anus.

"The sex was going good until I moon-stiffed her and then we both screamed."
"Damn, moon stiffing sucks."

by BobbyGoodrapes April 30, 2014

Rod Stiffington

A Joke name used in crank calls that insinuates a man with an erection. Name first used by Richard Christy and partner Sal the Stock broker of the Howard Stern Show

Hi I'm Rod Stiffington do you have any cumquats for sales?

by Wayne Slappy December 13, 2015

swcw staff

Lame moderators that suck up to Sky for ranks and never go outside.

Man, this guy is just about as bad as swcw staff.

by coolguy4294 January 27, 2021

Stiffen

To stiffen someone means to give someone a right good beating so they are stiff in the morning. If you stiffen someone they won't know what's hit them. Said to have originated in Glasgow, Scotland.

Example 1:
Jock: Here mate did you see stiffen Bobby last night?
Div: Oh aye, he will be stoatin about this morning!
Example 2:
Jock: Shut it or all stiffen you!
Davy: Awright the come ahead ya fud!

by Jock McTavish March 22, 2013

Stiff Situation

to be told to stand up while you have an erection.

George was in a stiff situation, because he had a boner when the teacher told him to present his Power Point.

by rootbeerguy1212 December 14, 2014

meat staff

A holy rod that can grant you 1 orgasm every 2 hours. Take precaution when inserting into a wizard sleeve because accidents while performing magic can summon crotch goblins.

"The wizard polished his meat staff every day, but was careful not to polish it too hard, for that would hurt."

by Walt Farmer June 25, 2008

Stiff as

A phrase to yell when things are going well.

When Jake was doing well at Tetris he yelled "Stiff as!"

by nachoworm February 19, 2010