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stouting

The act of consuming large amounts of Guinness or other fine Irish stout beers, while in doing so maintaining a generally unkempt - some might call this stoutly - appearance and attempting to attract and appropriate as many woman with a similarly stoutly look. These women are in most cases considered stouts, excessively busty or undesirable, however when stouting are prime capital. Any man (or the occasional woman) who participates in stouting would do well to not shave in the 48 hours leading up to the stout, not shower the day of and attempt to maintain and cultivate his stoutly appears in any way possible (search 'stoutly' for a description of what you want to look like/be). While this practice by definition originated abroad, it is intended to be a tribute to Ireland and Irish culture and with this in mind, it is recommended though not mandatory to wear or carry Irish-linked paraphernalia. Can be practiced on St. Patrick's day, however given the nature of stouting and the likelihood that you or a friend has unwittingly participated in stouting, it is fair to say any day should produce a fine stout.

To add, one must declare an evening of stouting prior to the appropriation of his first stout, and if he does not, the act will fall into the category of 'mistake' or 'she over powered me, there was nothing I could do'.
Joe: Hey Jim, what are you doing this St. Patrick's day?

Jim: Those Irish guys from our pub are taking me stouting, you should come.

Joe: No thanks, I had an accidental stout a couple months ago that I'm still recovering from.
by stoutmaster1 March 18, 2010
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Stroking The Strombolie

Slapping the Salamie, Choking the Chicken, Stroking the Stombolie, Waxing the Weasel, Jerkin the Girkin, Spankin the Beefstick, Jacking the Jimmy Dean, Wacking the One Eyed Wonder Worm.
I walked in on Johnny watching Midget Porn and caught him Stroking the Strombolie!
by longstroke March 14, 2011
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strouding

To leave a trail of red wine in your wake once you have reached a sufficient level of drunkeness.
Kate was strouding all over my new rug.
by Dfly83 January 18, 2016
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Strouping

The act of defiantly arguing your point even when everyone knows you are wrong. In some cases the perpetrator knows they are wrong but continues to argue until everyone else leaves the conversation.
"1+1=2" "No, it equals 3" " stop Strouping!"
"Sammy Sosa is not the home run king!" "YES HE IS!!!!!" "Mate, stop strouping"
by Mark Markstrom November 17, 2016
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Dude-struating

The condition a guy in usually emotionally erratic and crave weird foods.
Steve is watching sweet home Alabama and just wants spinach and peperoni on his pizza. He must be dude-struating.
by Victoria Caloca January 30, 2009
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strogging

To furiously masterbate to the point where your no longer concerned with where your semen ends up...
I was strogging it so hard that i just plowed my load all over my keyboard.
by prattypopeye September 19, 2010
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strunting

street-hunting
strunting = murder

Someone's been strunting my friend's family...now they're dead.
by Spanish Inquisitor December 23, 2008
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