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Ego Stroking

The act of masturbating to ones own image
"What a narcissist. I heard his little brother caught him ego stroking!"
by Cody Persun March 22, 2009
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short stroking

Dane was humiliated after he was caught short stroking in public.
by AGTheRanter November 9, 2013
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Stroking up

Hey man, Stalin died from stroking up
by dootmrskeltal March 20, 2019
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No one quite knows exactly what this means, but one can take a guess:
1. A form of female masturbation
2. Pleasuring an albino kitten
3. Conjuring images of someone as a woman who is stroking a white cat
4. Making love to a white african tiger
5. What happens when you eat too much Mexican Chili's
by america!fuckyeah! August 15, 2009
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Stroking The Felisha

A sexual term meaning to stroke your parents minge before sniffing hot glue of your mums dick with your sibling recording the whole thing and masturbating visciously with a spatula
Brother: Remember to start stroking the Felisha when I start recording
by AmbroseTilIDie December 10, 2019
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channel stroking

When you are stroking your mans member while he is surfing thru cable channels
I was Channel Stroking my guy while he was searching cable for something to watch.
by Dinker2011 October 15, 2017
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stroking the bishop

Masturbation by a male. Used in the Caribbean region.
He's always watching porn and stroking the bishop.
by Lilith's tongue July 25, 2011
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