Static electrikitty

The tension discharge from rubbing two cats together quite the same as rubbing a balloon on your hair or shuffling your feet on the floor with no shoes.

Jon got tired of the cats rubbing the hair off of his ankles doing figure eights between his feet for some food. He picked them both up, a d rubbed them together, and was shocked by the static electrikitty discharge of cats that are way too close.

by Russ and Trees January 31, 2019

Static The Fox

Static The Fox is a hero in the Discord server, HelloBurpGames. He was there when you were down, he always cared for you. All he wanted was for his friends to be happy, and he made them happy. We'll miss you Static.

Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Static The Fox?

Person 2: Yeah, that sucks.

by AssRipper2000 October 17, 2020

Static

Lame or not trendy anymore.

Destiny: I just made a Facebook account
David: That shits static

by Nisderf November 11, 2020

static life

Welcome to the static life, here you are safe from the impression that your so low your on bags…

I’m not a bitch I’m apart of the static life #fuckbags

by The static kids November 21, 2021

Static vr

Playboy carti vamp and beats the shit out of everyone in gorrila tag and would do anything to fuck playboy carti. End the life of marqueef and garoot at any game.

Marquuef :Static vr your to good and gorrila tag

Ik

by Daddy crabtree February 26, 2022

Staticus

An individual whom enjoys being on the receiving end of Anal and Facials whilst playing a banjo to the tune of "its raining men". Can sometimes be to the tune of "YMCA".

"Did you hear Dustin was into staticus? He was with Joe last night!"

by rejectionh December 11, 2022

Static-Ninja11

I’m homophobic

Damn, static-ninja11 is homophobic. I like it

by Yes Because Yes February 17, 2023