Buffalo Stance

a catchy song by Neneh Cherry that pushes the delusion that a beautiful woman will choose a sincere man of modest means over a shallow rich man (with all other attributes being equal)

I remember that I used to listen to that song "Buffalo Stance" and think that I actually had a chance with this girl who was being pursued by a rich guy.

by gawthic1 April 1, 2010

wide stance

Naivete' term coined by U.S. Senator Larry Craig meaning a commodious position on a toilet seat so as not to have one's trousers fall to the floor, often with shoes of said person assuming the position touching the shoes of those in neighboring stalls. In reality, wide stance simply is 'trolling for homosexual sex in a public toilet.' It is a signal of interest for such activity.

"But, officer, I was just sitting at this 'wide stance' open angle on the commode so my pants wouldn't drop to the floor." (Senator Larry Craig to the arresting officer at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul Airport toilet).

by Richard Black September 12, 2007

Staunter

Walking slowly- sometimes referred to by Thor as 'saunter' but he's Australian and wouldn't know.

I am going to staunter home now.

by Staunterer February 21, 2011

got stance

To have balls, chutzpah, courage

Do it! you don't got stance?

by NowaPi October 26, 2011

wide stance

Euphemism for being gay, after Republican Senator Larry Craig claimed that he was not gay but simply had a "wide stance."

"Hey, you got a pretty wide stance there - wanna come back to my place?"

"San Francisco is a place where a guy can widen his stance without fear of reprisal"

"I'd hang out at that bar more, but all the girls have wide stances, i don't think i have much of a chance with any of them"

by Larry Craig September 6, 2007

staunner

if u hit a "staunner" u have disgraced ur self

oh my god that we prick hut a staunner in front ae ma burd

by danny kent January 14, 2004

wide stance

1. An improbable or rediculous excuse for one's actions.

2. A rediculous or unbelievable position

Larry Craig's wife swears she never knew her husband was a bathroom-trolling creep, but if you ask me she's taking a bit of a wide stance on that one.

by PatrickT. September 22, 2007