squares pears

literally a square shaped pear, some people really like injecting staples into it.

members of the squares pears fan club (cult) have a profile picture of the square pear and use the phrase "every day tomorrow" way too often.

we love squares pears, they're coolio broski yoski broski!!!!!!!

broski yoski broski can't you just chillax and eat a squares pears??

by squares pears am i right? May 10, 2022

monkey squirts

when explosive diarrheal excrement exits the human body in a solid, watery, yellow stream.

Man in the bathroom hollering to his wife: “Hey honey...did that Chinese food give you the monkey squirts?”

by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018

Fin Squire

An absolutely amazing, stunning and beautiful individual; literally the best there is.

Woah, Fin Squire is fucking breathtaking.

by yougetthat May 26, 2020

Hershey squirts

water shit

He had the Hershey squirts in school yesterday

by Fuck2013 January 11, 2021

John Squire

God.

John Squire needs a church

by Britpop Girl March 27, 2022

Bert squirts

The diarrhea experienced 3-12 hours after consuming food from a Filiberto's Restaurant.

After consuming an order of Carne Asada Fries for lunch, Randy was struck with an extreme case of the Bert Squirts and was trapped in the restroom for several hours.

by iguessitstim October 2, 2010

hersey squirts

A chocolate mess that resembles a melted hersey bar.

- Man, I had to run to the bathroom.

-Hersey squirts struck again, huh?

by THEpimpKNOWNasCOOL January 10, 2012