Figglebon Squiggleson

A horrific act that you cannot be legally tried for.

We're gonna pull a Figglebon Squiggleson tomorrow.

by NoobStar0100 May 30, 2022

Squoggles

Protective eye wear specifically designed for keeping female ejaculate out of ones eyes during sexual activity.

One of the girls in Shaun’s stable squirts like Old Faithful during intercourse so he always keeps a pair of squoggles at the ready by his work bench.

by J Slawter March 17, 2019

Mr. Squiggle

Sid. A Super hero from Australia. He kick yo butt.

OMG, Mr. Squiggle is here to save us!

by Brookeh aka Gur September 21, 2007

squeegle

A type of hug that involves first squeezing the recipient, followed by a short pause, then a rapid and somewhat violent jiggling back and forth.

I haven't seen her in a while, and she almost broke my neck with that squeegle.

by Joyful913 September 6, 2007

Squaggle Box

The type of happy meal that an employee of McDonals has ejaculated on with complete malice and disregaurd for the costomers lack of intrest in the taste of load on a hamburger. Thus, making the happy meal a seman sanctuary known as Squaggle Box.

This Squaggle Box is terrible! I want my money back!

by MelissaMay and Luke PineCone January 21, 2009

Red squiggle line

When the computer knows your about to fail; even when YOU don't.

Mat: Oh man, I got a C on my final paper! I thought it was perfect.

John: Did you use spell check?

Mat: You mean that annoying red squiggle line under all my words? No I turned it off.

John: Why am I your friend again?

by Lucky7ven June 2, 2011

Squiggler

A soccer term coined by John Rankin; a winger who plays for Scottish Premier League side, Hibernian.

It is an attempt to describe how a long shot towards goal may take an undulating path in mid-air due to the action of 'toe-bashing'(striking a ball with the toe instead of side or instep of foot).

It is generally for power in sacrifice of accuracy.

Rankin hit a squiggler from 40 yards and made Boruc look like a fool to give Hibernian a great 2-0 victory over the Celtic.

by Xoffer January 4, 2009