tard spotting

the act of spotting tards in there natural environment and taking pictures. then uploading them and sharing them on social networks.

taking a picture of a "tard" as they walk into a wall. similar to epic fails."you upload a pic of some tard that crashed a car where a road splits left or right, you tag it tard spotting"

by SxMxKillSwitch July 15, 2011

spotting

1.) noun: the result of pre-ejaculate seeping through to the visible side of your pants
2.) noun: the apparent pre-cum that leaks through your khakis, during foreplay, before you take them off

I dry humped Amy in the kitchen and ended up spotting in my work pants.

by Logibear May 17, 2009

Spotting

The act of wanking while looking out of a window onto a public street! The aim is to finish before a fit bird is out of site!

Ahh, man i was spotting this girl last night, dunno who she was, but i know she walks past every thursday

by Deed93 November 1, 2009

Sportin'

To be stylin'.
True Benz owner.

Diana is sportin' the fuk outta dat Benzy.

by GuessWho December 3, 2004

G Spotting

A social activity performed by chavs at the local mall, involving aimlessly wandering around looking for women bending over to reveal the top of their g string.

Me: "Yo niggaz lets go g spotting"
Chav: "G spotted! 10 o-clock!"
Other Chav: "Yuck she's a total minger. Her nose looks like a choad"

by Fred_Nerk September 15, 2006

Sportin a tie

Walking around with your dick hanging out of your pants.

Rock out with your cock out? No, we're more professional than that. We prefer sportin a tie.

by Mr. Gravy 46&2 May 25, 2011

Spliting

A new form of planking created for the exceptionaly flexible people. It is done in random places and times.

They were walking by, and saw a few people spliting on the park bench.

by thedumbcoolkids July 4, 2011